Post by MonsterX on Mar 23, 2004 5:54:06 GMT -5
Post your bad jokes here and unleash them upon the unsuspecting public! I’ll start -
A short man from rural Minnesota on his first vacation to New York City walks into a bar. After pounding down a few beers, a large black haired man sits down next to him.
“Hay buddy, first time in New York?” asks the large man.
“Why yes, how did you know?”
“Bah! When you’ve lived here as long as I have you can tell these things. Lemme buy you a couple of rounds.”
Both men then proceeded to drink a very unhealthy amount of alcohol. After many a toast, the large man belches and asks, “Hay buddy, you wanna see something interesting?”
“Sure!” says the guy from Minnesota.
“Well then follow me!”
The two men stumble off into the night, and the next thing you know, their both standing at the top of the Empire State building!
“Now,” begins the large fellow, “the air currents up here produce a very unusual phenomenon. If you stand on the ledge of the building, right on the very spot I’m standing at now, and jump off, the wind will sweep you back up right before you hit the bottom! Look, I’ll show you!””
And the next thing you know, the big guy hops off the edge of the building, screaming bloody-murder all the way down until right before he hits the pavement and then SWISH! He shoots right back to the top!
The tourist is amazed. “That’s incredible! My turn!”
The short man jumps off the side of the building, screaming all the way down until SPLAT! The guy from Minnesota succumbs to the forces of gravity.
An hour latter, the large man walks back into the same bar that he and the short man had been drinking in earlier. The bartender notices that he is now alone.
“God Damn it Super Man!” Exclaims the bartender. “You sure can be a dick-weed when you’ve been drinking!”
A short man from rural Minnesota on his first vacation to New York City walks into a bar. After pounding down a few beers, a large black haired man sits down next to him.
“Hay buddy, first time in New York?” asks the large man.
“Why yes, how did you know?”
“Bah! When you’ve lived here as long as I have you can tell these things. Lemme buy you a couple of rounds.”
Both men then proceeded to drink a very unhealthy amount of alcohol. After many a toast, the large man belches and asks, “Hay buddy, you wanna see something interesting?”
“Sure!” says the guy from Minnesota.
“Well then follow me!”
The two men stumble off into the night, and the next thing you know, their both standing at the top of the Empire State building!
“Now,” begins the large fellow, “the air currents up here produce a very unusual phenomenon. If you stand on the ledge of the building, right on the very spot I’m standing at now, and jump off, the wind will sweep you back up right before you hit the bottom! Look, I’ll show you!””
And the next thing you know, the big guy hops off the edge of the building, screaming bloody-murder all the way down until right before he hits the pavement and then SWISH! He shoots right back to the top!
The tourist is amazed. “That’s incredible! My turn!”
The short man jumps off the side of the building, screaming all the way down until SPLAT! The guy from Minnesota succumbs to the forces of gravity.
An hour latter, the large man walks back into the same bar that he and the short man had been drinking in earlier. The bartender notices that he is now alone.
“God Damn it Super Man!” Exclaims the bartender. “You sure can be a dick-weed when you’ve been drinking!”