Ro-matt
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Post by Ro-matt on Aug 2, 2005 22:51:59 GMT -5
TS69 vs Doc Z in a Southern Hillbilly Match!!!
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TomServo69
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Post by TomServo69 on Aug 2, 2005 22:52:37 GMT -5
TS69 vs Doc Z in a Southern Hillbilly Match!!! Winner faces Ro-Matt in a Schlitz drinking contest.
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Aug 2, 2005 22:55:12 GMT -5
HEY, HEY, whose the bookerman here bruddahs?
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TomServo69
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Post by TomServo69 on Aug 2, 2005 22:58:38 GMT -5
"Sneaks up behind VH while RoMatt has him distracted and nails him with a sledgehammer"
Hahahahahaha! You wanna piece of us? Get a tag partner and face us in the cage of doom at Sloaneamania!
Servo
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Aug 2, 2005 23:01:21 GMT -5
"Sneaks up behind VH while RoMatt has him distracted and nails him with a sledgehammer" Hahahahahaha! You wanna piece of us? Get a tag partner and face us in the cage of doom at Sloaneamania! Servo Alright, much like any other time a wrestler has to choose a partner, I'll pick a guy who I'm feuding with, so I pick PHANTOM AS MY PARTNER! New main event. We'll meet later! CAN PHANTOM AND VAN HAGAR CO-EXSIST? COME TO THE CIVIC CENTER TO FIND OUT! TICKETS ON SALE NOW!
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Ro-matt
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Post by Ro-matt on Aug 2, 2005 23:01:46 GMT -5
Ro-matt VS. TS69 THE SCHLITZ OFF!!
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TomServo69
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Post by TomServo69 on Aug 2, 2005 23:03:08 GMT -5
After we're both tanked from the Schlitz-off, we'll face Phantom and VH in a drunken cage of doom!!!!
Servo
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Ro-matt
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Post by Ro-matt on Aug 2, 2005 23:04:39 GMT -5
Ro-matt and TS69
vs.
Some kid and some old guy
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Aug 2, 2005 23:06:05 GMT -5
Ro-matt and TS69
vs.
Some kid and some old guy Some kid? I look older than YOU!
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Post by TomServo69 on Aug 2, 2005 23:06:12 GMT -5
Ro-matt and TS69
vs.
Some kid and some old guy Can North and South coexist drunkenly to crush kid and old guy? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Aug 2, 2005 23:08:42 GMT -5
OPENING MATCH BATTLE OF THE SAMPOS WINNER BECOMES SAMPO Chris Cornell comes out to Soundgarden’s “Black Hole Sun.” Accompanying him to the ring is Brian Henry. Mr. Atari comes down to the ring to the music of Ini Kamoze’s “ Here Comes the Hotstepper” . He comes with fellow name changer rakuo. And of course, they dance! Michael Buffer: Hailing from Satellite News, accompanied by Brain Henry, weighing in at 150 pounds, the Satellite News Slasher, CHRIS CONRELL! *Mixed Reaction* Michael Buffer: Hailing from Chicago, accompanied by rakuo, weighing in at 180 pounds, they call him- MISTER ATARI (and not Mister Tibby). *Loud Cheers* The bell rings and the match begins. The match begins with some back and forth action. However Atari hits Cornell with a hard clothesline. Atari catapults Cornell into the turnbuckle, then follows up with a headlock. Finally Atari goes for the IRON CLAW! He cinches it in, but Cornell gets his foot on the rope. Atari goes to whip Cornell into the ropes, but Cornell reverses. Henry trips up Atari. Immediately rakuo rushes over, and the seconds fight. However Atari confused falls prey to a superkick from Cornell. He gets pinned. Michael Buffer: The winner at nineteen minutes and thirty-seven seconds, the man who will from now on be known as Sampo- CHRIS CORNELL! *Crowd boos* Afterwards, Atari and rakuo clear the ring. And “Here Comes The Hotstepper” starts up again, and they dance!
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Post by Ro-matt on Aug 2, 2005 23:13:15 GMT -5
"WOOOOOO!!!! I'M DRUNK!!!" Yells a crowd member.
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Post by losingmydignity on Aug 2, 2005 23:26:02 GMT -5
So where am I supposed to keep the time?
Is it on my side or not?
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Post by losingmydignity on Aug 2, 2005 23:28:08 GMT -5
Mud Wrestling Match MatyTRobot vs. dASH is it wrong that i am excited by that idea? No, it is not wrong, let me asure you. Let me say that it feels very right....
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Aug 2, 2005 23:31:27 GMT -5
So where am I supposed to keep the time? Is it on my side or not? The timekeeper is the guy who is suppose to ring the bell. This being wrestling, I'll tell you who you hit with it later.
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