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Post by vanhagar3000 on Aug 2, 2005 18:30:51 GMT -5
Tonight LIVE at the Omni! Winner becomes Sampo THE SAMPOS EXPLODE! Chris Cornell (w/Brian Henry in his corner) vs. Mr. Atari (w/rauko in his corner) Odd Man Heavyweight Championship RAT FINK COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT! Dark Crow (champion) vs. Rat Fink (challenger) vs. Nightfalcawk (challenger) GRUDGE MATCN Forrest vs. Mighty Jack
Forrest loses he has to watch every Pauly Shore movie.
Mighty Jack loses, he has to watch every Three Stooges short! Mud Wrestling Match LOSER LEAVES TOWN! MatyTRobot vs. dASH Mud Wrestling Match IIREMATCH OF THE CENTURY! SPECIAL REFEREE: Ro-Matt OUTSIDE ENFORCER: Dave Walker TIME KEEPER: LMD GUEST RING ANNOUNCER: GodoHell Van Hagar is barred from Ringside! ELISERVO VS. NERDGROUPIE MAIN EVENT Van Hagar faces Phantom Engineer Why is this the main eventer? Because much like every booker, I’m egoistical and must be in the main event even though everyone wanted the mud wrestling matches as main events! Plus Phantom hates wrestling, so I though the best place for him would be the main event. Results from the live Garden show, later tonight!
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Post by Don Quixote on Aug 2, 2005 18:33:34 GMT -5
Damn! Gotta get a hold of my bookie and call off those bets!
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Post by Ro-matt on Aug 2, 2005 18:37:13 GMT -5
Pssst....MaryT isn't a board member anymore.
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Post by Ratso on Aug 2, 2005 18:39:35 GMT -5
Odd Man Heavyweight Championship RAT FINK COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT! Dark Crow (champion) vs. Rat Fink (challenger) vs. Nightfalcawk (challenger) ! I think that's the only fight I would ever win.
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Post by Ro-matt on Aug 2, 2005 18:40:42 GMT -5
Odd Man Heavyweight Championship RAT FINK COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT! Dark Crow (champion) vs. Rat Fink (challenger) vs. Nightfalcawk (challenger) ! I'd run out to ringside to hand you many weapons. I think that's the only fight I would ever win.
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Post by dash on Aug 2, 2005 18:41:26 GMT -5
Mud Wrestling Match MatyTRobot vs. dASH is it wrong that i am excited by that idea?
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Aug 2, 2005 18:41:50 GMT -5
Pssst....MaryT isn't a board member anymore. She was a Rick Sloane regular. Fine just to satisfy ya, it'll be a retiement match.
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Post by Ratso on Aug 2, 2005 18:45:31 GMT -5
FIX FIX! IT'S A RIG!
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Aug 2, 2005 18:57:26 GMT -5
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 2, 2005 19:31:56 GMT -5
vanhagar, I will drop you like a bag of wet socks.
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Post by GodoHell on Aug 2, 2005 22:15:25 GMT -5
GUEST RING ANNOUNCER: GodoHell "Let's get ready to...(doubles over with gaseous abdominal pain)...RUMBLE!!!"
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Post by TomServo69 on Aug 2, 2005 22:45:47 GMT -5
vanhagar, I will drop you like a bag of wet socks. Uh huh. And, that will be partly because I'm running in and smacking VH with a steel chair because he obviously booked me in a dark match with yousonuva. Servo
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Aug 2, 2005 22:48:19 GMT -5
vanhagar, I will drop you like a bag of wet socks. Uh huh. And, that will be partly because I'm running in and smacking VH with a steel chair because he obviously booked me in a dark match with yousonuva. Servo I couldn't find a spot for you on the card, unless you wanna job clean to yousonuva?
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Post by Ro-matt on Aug 2, 2005 22:49:10 GMT -5
BASTARD!!!
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Post by TomServo69 on Aug 2, 2005 22:50:03 GMT -5
Uh huh. And, that will be partly because I'm running in and smacking VH with a steel chair because he obviously booked me in a dark match with yousonuva. Servo I couldn't find a spot for you on the card, unless you wanna job clean to yousonuva? I'm not jobbing to that twit. Put me in with DW in a Mookie vs. the Man match. Just to see who would win. We'd shake hands afterwards and such. Servo
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