Post by vanhagar3000 on Aug 4, 2005 14:25:32 GMT -5
The dumb, but cute blonde Jenny (is it the same one? I don’t know they all look the same), interviews dASH
Blonde: MASH, do you think Alan Alda is cute?
dASH: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY. To be the girl, you have to beat the girl, and MaryTRobot I am the girl. MaryT, I promise you after tonight you’ll never step foot in Rick Sloane again. I promise you the second I lock on that figure four it’ll be all over, and it’s in MY specialty the mud wrestling match. I’d like to give warning to Eliservo and NerdGroupie, I want the winner of your mud match, and I’ve talked to the RSCW International Board of Western Heritage Directors, and when we face off. The winner will be the first ever RSCW Mud Wrestling Champion. And if I have my way, it’ll be in a Texas Thong Death Match! I’d also like to say, that I hate Van Hagar, GRRRRRRRRRRR, although he is admittedly undeniable sexy!
A video package on Van Hagar’s Championship Reign
Elsewhere, Gordon Solie is with Forrest Rice.
Gordon Solie: Now Forrest, this match just ended in a....
Forrest: I know how my match ended, Mighty Jack, you got lucky, next time I get my hands on you....
Mighty Jack then Pearl Harbors Forrest, and they begin to brawl with one another interview area. Several officials attempt to break it up.
Gordon Solie: It’s a pier six brawl, back to you guys!
Elsewhere Van Hagar gives an interview from his locker room
Van Hagar: Let me tell you what bruddahs, I’m gonna give a clubberin’ to TomServo69 and Ro-Matt if ya wheel. I’ll pretzelize ya until ya start unclin’! Ro-Matt, you look like a 13 year old if ya wheel, and the only thing you have worry about more than me is Michael Jackson! TomServo69, the wild eyed southern boy, you’re gonna beaten down to Mexico bruddah! Tonight, I’ve instilled my faith in Phantom, and bruddah you better live up to it!
In their lockeroom, TomServo69 and Ro-Matt give an interview.
TomServo69: Van Hagar, you say you want about pushing guys through a steel cage, but I promise that you’ll get what’s coming to you!
Ro-Matt: You know you’re time is coming up, because we’re the most powerful force in Rick Sloane history. Also, tonight when I’m refereeing the Eliservo-NerdGroupie mud match, I promise I’ll call it right down the middle.
TomServo69: Hey, he’s an honest man, a man of his word.
Ro-Matt: You bet I am, I will show no bias during that match. And remember Van Hagar, you’re time is running out.
TomServo69: Oh yeah, we hate phantom too.
Ro-Matt: You know phantom sucks....yadda yadda yadda. But tonight we’re gonna kill you Van Hagar. AHAHAHAHAHA
TomServo69: AHAHAHAHA
Together: AHAHAHAHAHA
A video package on Van Hagar’s knee caps
The Cute But Dumb Blonde (is this another one, the same from before, or have they always been the same?) is with Dave Walker.
Blonde: Tonight you’re the enforcer for the
Dave Walker: Can I handle Ro-Matt? That’s not the question, the question is can Ro-Matt handle me? Ro-Matt, just remember, every second you want to screw someone over, every minute you want to take advantage of your position, every moment that you’re in there, I’ll be waiting, and Ro-Matt you better be ready, because if you’re not careful, the Dave Monster is coming at you!
In the locker room, Phantom Engineer has the microphone.
Phantom Engineer: I want to talk about Ro-Matt and TomServo69....
Van Hagar walks in.
Van Hagar: Let me take this! TomServo69 and Ro-Matt can threaten me all they want in their earlier interviews, but they know who’s coming out on top. Remember, we’re gonna be in a 15 ft. steel cage. No way out, unless you climb over the top I guess, BUT STILL! It’ll be just you two and me inside that steel cage! Oh yeah, and phantom.
Phantom: yeah
Van Hagar: Quiet Glory hog!
Eliservo interview is interviewed by a some blonde.
Blonde: Who do you think is going to win your match later tonight eliservo?
Eliservo: Who do I think is gonna win? Who you think I think is gonna win? Me. Nerd Groupie, we will meet in what is now becoming a classic feud. When I win, I promise that I’ll go on to face dASH, then MaryT, then NerdGroupie, then siamesesin, then Blurryeye. With me as Champion, the World of Mud Wrestling shall reach new horizons.....also, Van Hagar is insanely cute and hot!
Rat Fink is celebrating his title win with Van Hagar.
Rat Fink: *SNIFF* I have so many people to thank. First.....
Van Hagar:I want to send a message to TomServo69 and Ro-Matt. Time is running out. Two more matches, and it’ll be you two against me and phantom inside a steel cage. Count the moments you have left, because what ya gonna do, when Hagarmania runs wild on you? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Now we got to Gordon Solie with NerdGroupie.
Gordon Solie: NerdGroupie, tonight you will face Eliservo in a rematch of your bout from Minneapolis. There are several intangibles that will be outside and inside the ring tonight, are you properly prepared to deal with those intangibles?
NerdGroupie: Gordon, I’m ready for anything. Elise, you better be ready as well, but I’m going to be coming at you. Ro-Matt, if you don’t call thinks right down the middle, I promise that you that I’ll win the match....1....2......3. And then I’ll go on and completely conquer the women’s Mud Wrestling Division and become the champion! I also, think that Van Hagar is incredible cute, sexy, and hot!
A Video Package the career of Van Hagar
Backstage, Dark Crow is angry in his locker room.
Dark Crow: Rat Fink, you got lucky! Nightfalcawk, no that I’ll soon by coming after you! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Also, I agree with all the girls that Van Hagar is sexy. I’m not even gay and I think that!
MaryTRobot cuts a promo in the interview.
MaryTRobot: Tonight, dASH, one of us will leave Rick Sloane. It will not be me! I promise to beat you in the mud match and then conquer the mud match world. All those other girls don’t have chance! Tonight, I’ll beat you so bad, you’re gonna have to retire anyway! It’s the final confrontation, next match, you and me. dASH you’re time is up! Also, Van Hagar is hot and sexy!
Blonde: MASH, do you think Alan Alda is cute?
dASH: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY. To be the girl, you have to beat the girl, and MaryTRobot I am the girl. MaryT, I promise you after tonight you’ll never step foot in Rick Sloane again. I promise you the second I lock on that figure four it’ll be all over, and it’s in MY specialty the mud wrestling match. I’d like to give warning to Eliservo and NerdGroupie, I want the winner of your mud match, and I’ve talked to the RSCW International Board of Western Heritage Directors, and when we face off. The winner will be the first ever RSCW Mud Wrestling Champion. And if I have my way, it’ll be in a Texas Thong Death Match! I’d also like to say, that I hate Van Hagar, GRRRRRRRRRRR, although he is admittedly undeniable sexy!
A video package on Van Hagar’s Championship Reign
Elsewhere, Gordon Solie is with Forrest Rice.
Gordon Solie: Now Forrest, this match just ended in a....
Forrest: I know how my match ended, Mighty Jack, you got lucky, next time I get my hands on you....
Mighty Jack then Pearl Harbors Forrest, and they begin to brawl with one another interview area. Several officials attempt to break it up.
Gordon Solie: It’s a pier six brawl, back to you guys!
Elsewhere Van Hagar gives an interview from his locker room
Van Hagar: Let me tell you what bruddahs, I’m gonna give a clubberin’ to TomServo69 and Ro-Matt if ya wheel. I’ll pretzelize ya until ya start unclin’! Ro-Matt, you look like a 13 year old if ya wheel, and the only thing you have worry about more than me is Michael Jackson! TomServo69, the wild eyed southern boy, you’re gonna beaten down to Mexico bruddah! Tonight, I’ve instilled my faith in Phantom, and bruddah you better live up to it!
In their lockeroom, TomServo69 and Ro-Matt give an interview.
TomServo69: Van Hagar, you say you want about pushing guys through a steel cage, but I promise that you’ll get what’s coming to you!
Ro-Matt: You know you’re time is coming up, because we’re the most powerful force in Rick Sloane history. Also, tonight when I’m refereeing the Eliservo-NerdGroupie mud match, I promise I’ll call it right down the middle.
TomServo69: Hey, he’s an honest man, a man of his word.
Ro-Matt: You bet I am, I will show no bias during that match. And remember Van Hagar, you’re time is running out.
TomServo69: Oh yeah, we hate phantom too.
Ro-Matt: You know phantom sucks....yadda yadda yadda. But tonight we’re gonna kill you Van Hagar. AHAHAHAHAHA
TomServo69: AHAHAHAHA
Together: AHAHAHAHAHA
A video package on Van Hagar’s knee caps
The Cute But Dumb Blonde (is this another one, the same from before, or have they always been the same?) is with Dave Walker.
Blonde: Tonight you’re the enforcer for the
Dave Walker: Can I handle Ro-Matt? That’s not the question, the question is can Ro-Matt handle me? Ro-Matt, just remember, every second you want to screw someone over, every minute you want to take advantage of your position, every moment that you’re in there, I’ll be waiting, and Ro-Matt you better be ready, because if you’re not careful, the Dave Monster is coming at you!
In the locker room, Phantom Engineer has the microphone.
Phantom Engineer: I want to talk about Ro-Matt and TomServo69....
Van Hagar walks in.
Van Hagar: Let me take this! TomServo69 and Ro-Matt can threaten me all they want in their earlier interviews, but they know who’s coming out on top. Remember, we’re gonna be in a 15 ft. steel cage. No way out, unless you climb over the top I guess, BUT STILL! It’ll be just you two and me inside that steel cage! Oh yeah, and phantom.
Phantom: yeah
Van Hagar: Quiet Glory hog!
Eliservo interview is interviewed by a some blonde.
Blonde: Who do you think is going to win your match later tonight eliservo?
Eliservo: Who do I think is gonna win? Who you think I think is gonna win? Me. Nerd Groupie, we will meet in what is now becoming a classic feud. When I win, I promise that I’ll go on to face dASH, then MaryT, then NerdGroupie, then siamesesin, then Blurryeye. With me as Champion, the World of Mud Wrestling shall reach new horizons.....also, Van Hagar is insanely cute and hot!
Rat Fink is celebrating his title win with Van Hagar.
Rat Fink: *SNIFF* I have so many people to thank. First.....
Van Hagar:I want to send a message to TomServo69 and Ro-Matt. Time is running out. Two more matches, and it’ll be you two against me and phantom inside a steel cage. Count the moments you have left, because what ya gonna do, when Hagarmania runs wild on you? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Now we got to Gordon Solie with NerdGroupie.
Gordon Solie: NerdGroupie, tonight you will face Eliservo in a rematch of your bout from Minneapolis. There are several intangibles that will be outside and inside the ring tonight, are you properly prepared to deal with those intangibles?
NerdGroupie: Gordon, I’m ready for anything. Elise, you better be ready as well, but I’m going to be coming at you. Ro-Matt, if you don’t call thinks right down the middle, I promise that you that I’ll win the match....1....2......3. And then I’ll go on and completely conquer the women’s Mud Wrestling Division and become the champion! I also, think that Van Hagar is incredible cute, sexy, and hot!
A Video Package the career of Van Hagar
Backstage, Dark Crow is angry in his locker room.
Dark Crow: Rat Fink, you got lucky! Nightfalcawk, no that I’ll soon by coming after you! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Also, I agree with all the girls that Van Hagar is sexy. I’m not even gay and I think that!
MaryTRobot cuts a promo in the interview.
MaryTRobot: Tonight, dASH, one of us will leave Rick Sloane. It will not be me! I promise to beat you in the mud match and then conquer the mud match world. All those other girls don’t have chance! Tonight, I’ll beat you so bad, you’re gonna have to retire anyway! It’s the final confrontation, next match, you and me. dASH you’re time is up! Also, Van Hagar is hot and sexy!