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Post by dash on Aug 4, 2005 17:17:52 GMT -5
O. M. G.!!!!
VH, you've truly outdone yourself this time. everything was freakin' hilarious. everything. i'm still laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Ro-matt on Aug 4, 2005 17:32:26 GMT -5
LMAO
That was hilarious.
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Post by NerdGroupie on Aug 4, 2005 17:34:36 GMT -5
Man that was fantastic. Very true though, that is the only way Elise could win over me. And we all knew Matt was evil!
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Post by siamesesin on Aug 4, 2005 18:27:35 GMT -5
That was awesome. Well done!
I think Blurry would put up more of a fight. I also wouldn't fight QUITE that dirty!
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Aug 4, 2005 19:30:43 GMT -5
MAIN EVENT STEEL CAGE MATCH The steel cage is lowered from the ceiling in preparation for the main event. Phantom comes down to the music of Gregorian Chant Number Five (which he helped write). But then suddenly RO-MATT AND TOMSERVO69 ATTACK PHANTOM WITH CHAIRS!!!!!!!!!!! The dastards! They beat him up badly, and he’s left lying on the outside. Ro-Matt: Hey, Van Hagar looks like you’re out a partner. TomServo69: Think you can still take us Van Hagar? “Jump” by Van Halen starts to play, as they wait for Van Hagar to come out from the entrance way, but he propels down from the ceiling. The cage door is locked, the bell rings, and the match begins. Right away, TomServo69 and Ro-Matt double team Van Hagar, they attempt to hit a double clothesline, but Van Hagar ducks and comes back and them with a double clothesline! Van Hagar then throws Ro-Matt into the cage, and he goes down! TomServo69 gets back up and begs Van Hagar for mercy. But Van Hagar will have none of that, and immediately begins to beat up TomServo69. Van Hagar lays a beating into TomServo69 for five minutes (two of those minutes including posing to the crowd)! Van Hagar then hits a big bodyslam on Servo, he goes for the pin, but Ro-Matt gets back up. Servo is out, but Ro-Matt attempts to save it for his team. Ro-Matt hits Van Hagar with a series of rights, but VAN HAGAR FEELS NO PAIN BABY! Van Hagar hits Ro-Matt with a big boot! It looks like Van Hagar may win this one all on his own! But then.... MUMMIFIEDSTALIN RUNS DOWN!!!!!!!! He scales the cage, with a chair. He then comes in and hits Van Hagar with the chair, but it doesn’t phase Van Hagar. Van Hagar hits a suplex on Mummi and Mummifiedstalin is down out on the mat! TomServo69 gets back up but gets hit by Van Hagar’s superkick. Nightfalcawk runs down, and he hits his Pre eow Piledriver, a move so devastating, it’s ended many men’s careers, but Van Hagar pops back up immediately, and takes him out with a headbutt. Chris Cornell & Brian Henry run down, but get taken out in short order. Suddenly, YOUSOUNVA POPS OUT FROM UNDER THE MAT!!!!!!!!! He begins to beat on Van Hagar, but phantom comes back and..... TURNS ON VAN HAGAR. Van Hagar is beaten for about 30 seconds, until he knocks yousounva down and powerbombs Phantom ONTO yousounva. He then takes TomServo69 and Ro-Matt and conks their heads together, followed by a chokeslam on Ro-Matt and a heart punch on TomServo69. He then covers both men, and gets the 1-2-3. All 8 men get back up. THEY HAVE VAN HAGAR CORNERED! IN A CAGE! CAN VAN HAGAR SURVIVE THIS!? He doesn’t even get knocked down. Van Hagar is able to fight the men off with a steel chair. The eight men decide to give up and as the steel cage rises, they leave. Van Hagar goads them into fighting, but they’re too afraid to take on Van Hagar. Van Hagar will have none of it, so as the leave he jumps over the top rope onto all 8 men, knocking them out! All 8 Men are carted off in ambulances and taken to the hospital. Van Hagar poses and the show goes off the air!
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Post by Ro-matt on Aug 4, 2005 19:38:10 GMT -5
This show sucks
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Aug 4, 2005 19:38:52 GMT -5
You're just saying that because I put you in the hospital.
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Post by Ro-matt on Aug 4, 2005 19:39:35 GMT -5
I'm saying that because Me and TS would have owned you!
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Aug 4, 2005 19:40:23 GMT -5
I'm saying that because Me and TS would have owned you! Pffffffft, eight of you loser couldn't take me on. BROTHER!
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Post by nightfalcawk on Aug 4, 2005 19:45:58 GMT -5
I got owned. Yay!
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Aug 4, 2005 19:47:48 GMT -5
Now here's a guy who knows how to take it like a man!
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Post by Ro-matt on Aug 4, 2005 19:59:21 GMT -5
Chem could kick your ass.
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Aug 4, 2005 20:00:54 GMT -5
Chem could kick your ass. Well, that's true. But I can still beat up 8 guys so there. ;D
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Post by TomServo69 on Aug 4, 2005 22:36:57 GMT -5
I'm saying that because Me and TS would have owned you! Yeah, I know. Taken down by a heart punch from a wet noodle? My ass! Servo
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 4, 2005 22:44:10 GMT -5
My asshat!
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