Post by jjb3k on Mar 6, 2006 1:26:30 GMT -5
Well, you've seen my character models for a potential animated revival of the show. However, the question remains: "If MST3K came back as a cartoon, what movies would they watch?" Believe me, I've got that all covered. Here's a list I've compiled for 10 seasons' worth of some of the lamest, most poorly conceived, most sloppily directed, and most patronizing animated movies to ever be released - for reference, you can use www.animatedmovieguide.com in case you need some idea as to how bad these movies are. I'm still deciding on shorts, though, so if you've got any suggestions, feel free to post them. And for the record, I didn't include any of those direct-to-video Disney sequels because, quite frankly, getting the rights would undoubtedly be hell, and I'd like to remain somewhat realistic.
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Season 1
101 “Mr. Bug Goes to Town”
102 “One Thousand and One Arabian Nights”
103 “Rover Dangerfield”
104 “The Black Cauldron”
105 “Pokémon the First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back”
106 “The Flight of Dragons”
107 “Animalympics”
108 “The Mighty Kong”
109 “The Pebble and the Penguin”
110 “The Swan Princess”
111 “Hugo the Hippo”
112 “Jungle King”
113 “Titanic: The Animated Movie”
Season 2
201 “An American Tail 2: Fievel Goes West”
202 “Rock-A-Doodle”
203 “Pokémon 2000: The Power of One”
204 “The Emperor’s Nightingale”
205 “The Brave Little Toaster”
206 “Cool World”
207 “Johnny the Giant Killer”
208 “The Snow Queen”
209 “The Wind in the Willows”
210 “Thumbelina”
211 “Quest for Camelot”
212 “FernGully: The Last Rainforest”
213 “The Land Before Time”
Season 3
301 “Gulliver’s Travels”
302 “The Twelve Months”
303 “Asterix the Gaul”
304 “Mad Monster Party”
305 “The Land Before Time II”
306 “Millionaire Dogs”
307 “Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie”
308 “Allegro Non Troppo”
309 “Marco Polo Jr. Vs. The Red Dragon”
310 “Heathcliff: The Movie”
311 “Pokémon 3 the Movie: Spell of the Unown”
312 “All Dogs Go To Heaven”
313 “Heavy Metal 2000”
314 “Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night”
315 “Hansel and Gretal”
316 “Vuk”
317 “Rescue Heroes: The Movie”*
318 “The Thief and the Cobbler”
319 “Magic Boy”
320 “Sinbad the Sailor”
321 “Woodland Republic”
322 “American Pop”
Season 4
401 “The Land Before Time III”
402 “The Princess and the Goblin”
403 “Pokémon 4Ever: Celebi, Voice of the Forest”
404 “The Mouse and His Child”
405 “Galaxy Express”
406 “Space Adventure Cobra”
Movie
400 “Transformers: The Movie”
Season 5
501 “The Land Before Time IV”
502 “Gay Purr-ee”
503 “The Adventures of the American Rabbit”
504 “Scruffy”
505 “The Daydreamer”
506 “The Phantom Tollbooth”
507 “Hoodwinked”*
508 “Pokémon Heroes: Latios and Latias”
509 “Heavy Traffic”
510 “Bruno the Kid”
511 “A Troll in Central Park”
512 “Wizards”
513 “Robot Carnival”
514 “Matty the Gooseboy”
515 “Lord of the Rings”
516 “The Peacock Princess”
517 “The Little Prince and the Eight-Headed Dragon”
518 “West and Soda”
519 “Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within”
520 “Panda and the Magic Serpent”
521 “The Tune”
522 “The Adventures of Mr. Wonderbird”
523 “The Wings of Honnemaise: Royal Space Force”
524 “Titan A.E.”
Season 6
601 “La Rosa di Baghdad”
602 “Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland”
603 “Fire and Ice”
604 “Santa and the Three Bears”
605 “Lensman”
606 “Raibow Brite and the Star Stealer”
607 “The Land Before Time V”
608 “Jester Till”*
609 “Asterix and Cleopatra”
610 “The Care Bears: Adventure in Wonderland”
611 “Digimon: The Movie”
612 “We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story”
613 “Bebe’s Kids”
614 “Pokémon: Jirachi Wish Maker”
615 “The Tragedy of Belladonna”
616 “Phoenix 2772”
617 “Havoc in Heaven”
618 “Mutant Aliens”*
619 “The Prince of Light: The Legend of Ramayana”*
620 “La Planete Sauvage”
621 “The Powerpuff Girls Movie”
622 “Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown (And Don’t Come Back!)”
623 “Love Hina Again”
624 “Cats Don’t Dance”
Season 7
701 “The Magic Horse”
702 “Once Upon a Forest”
703 “Freddy as F.R.O.7.”
704 “Starchaser: The Legend of Orin”
705 “The Puppettoon Movie”
706 “The Trumpet of the Swan”
707 “Alakazam the Great”
708 “The Man from Button Willow”
709 “Willy McBean and His Magic Machine”
710 “Pokémon: Destiny Deoxys”
711 “Rock and Rule”
712 “The Land Before Time VI”
713 “The Wacky World of Mother Goose”
714 “Grendel, Grendel, Grendel”
715 “GoBots: Battle of the Rock Lords”
716 “Pound Puppies and the Legend of Big Paw”
717 “The Princess and the Pea”
718 “Shin-Bone Alley”
719 “The World of Hans Christian Andersen”
720 “Journey Back to Oz”
721 “Robotech: The Movie”
722 “Twice Upon a Time”
723 “The Last Unicorn”
724 “Pinocchio in Outer Space”
Season 8
801 “The Littlest Warrior”
802 “Of Stars and Men”
803 “Alice of Wonderland in Paris”
804 “Rudolph and Frosty’s Christmas in July”
805 “Fantastic Planet”
806 “Tubby the Tuba”
807 “Light Years”
808 “Spriggan”*
809 “Metamorphoses”
810 “Jack and the Beanstalk”
811 “When the Wind Blows”
812 “The Land Before Time VII”
813 “Gulliver’s Travels Beyond the Moon”
814 “The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue”
815 “Heidi’s Song”
816 “Mighty Mouse in The Great Space Chase”
817 “Bravestarr: The Legend”
818 “Plague Dogs”
819 “The Secret of the Sword”
820 “Here Come the Littles”
821 “The Adventures of Mark Twain”
822 “Warriors of the Wind”
823 “The Cosmic Eye”
824 “Pokémon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew”
Season 9
901 “Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade”
902 “The King and I”*
903 “Fist of the Northstar”
904 “The Land Before Time VIII”
905 “Robot Carnival”
906 “Marco Polo: Return to Xanadu”
907 “Son of Alladin”*
908 “Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron”
909 “The Living Forest”
910 “Alibaba”
911 “WXIII: Patlabor the Movie 3”
912 “Eden”
913 “Tamala 2010”
Season 10
1001 “Barefoot Gen”
1002 “The Professional: Golgo 13”
1003 “Happily Ever After”
1004 “Arabian Night”
1005 “Balto”
1006 “Pippi Longstocking”
1007 “I Married a Strange Person”
1008 “Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Musical Adventure”
1009 “I Go Pogo”
1010 “Perfect Blue”
1011 “The Road to El Dorado”
1012 “The Land Before Time IX”
1013 “X”
(Okay, so technically, this isn't fanfiction, but I really wanted to post it somewhere and get some general feedback.)
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Season 1
101 “Mr. Bug Goes to Town”
102 “One Thousand and One Arabian Nights”
103 “Rover Dangerfield”
104 “The Black Cauldron”
105 “Pokémon the First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back”
106 “The Flight of Dragons”
107 “Animalympics”
108 “The Mighty Kong”
109 “The Pebble and the Penguin”
110 “The Swan Princess”
111 “Hugo the Hippo”
112 “Jungle King”
113 “Titanic: The Animated Movie”
Season 2
201 “An American Tail 2: Fievel Goes West”
202 “Rock-A-Doodle”
203 “Pokémon 2000: The Power of One”
204 “The Emperor’s Nightingale”
205 “The Brave Little Toaster”
206 “Cool World”
207 “Johnny the Giant Killer”
208 “The Snow Queen”
209 “The Wind in the Willows”
210 “Thumbelina”
211 “Quest for Camelot”
212 “FernGully: The Last Rainforest”
213 “The Land Before Time”
Season 3
301 “Gulliver’s Travels”
302 “The Twelve Months”
303 “Asterix the Gaul”
304 “Mad Monster Party”
305 “The Land Before Time II”
306 “Millionaire Dogs”
307 “Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie”
308 “Allegro Non Troppo”
309 “Marco Polo Jr. Vs. The Red Dragon”
310 “Heathcliff: The Movie”
311 “Pokémon 3 the Movie: Spell of the Unown”
312 “All Dogs Go To Heaven”
313 “Heavy Metal 2000”
314 “Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night”
315 “Hansel and Gretal”
316 “Vuk”
317 “Rescue Heroes: The Movie”*
318 “The Thief and the Cobbler”
319 “Magic Boy”
320 “Sinbad the Sailor”
321 “Woodland Republic”
322 “American Pop”
Season 4
401 “The Land Before Time III”
402 “The Princess and the Goblin”
403 “Pokémon 4Ever: Celebi, Voice of the Forest”
404 “The Mouse and His Child”
405 “Galaxy Express”
406 “Space Adventure Cobra”
Movie
400 “Transformers: The Movie”
Season 5
501 “The Land Before Time IV”
502 “Gay Purr-ee”
503 “The Adventures of the American Rabbit”
504 “Scruffy”
505 “The Daydreamer”
506 “The Phantom Tollbooth”
507 “Hoodwinked”*
508 “Pokémon Heroes: Latios and Latias”
509 “Heavy Traffic”
510 “Bruno the Kid”
511 “A Troll in Central Park”
512 “Wizards”
513 “Robot Carnival”
514 “Matty the Gooseboy”
515 “Lord of the Rings”
516 “The Peacock Princess”
517 “The Little Prince and the Eight-Headed Dragon”
518 “West and Soda”
519 “Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within”
520 “Panda and the Magic Serpent”
521 “The Tune”
522 “The Adventures of Mr. Wonderbird”
523 “The Wings of Honnemaise: Royal Space Force”
524 “Titan A.E.”
Season 6
601 “La Rosa di Baghdad”
602 “Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland”
603 “Fire and Ice”
604 “Santa and the Three Bears”
605 “Lensman”
606 “Raibow Brite and the Star Stealer”
607 “The Land Before Time V”
608 “Jester Till”*
609 “Asterix and Cleopatra”
610 “The Care Bears: Adventure in Wonderland”
611 “Digimon: The Movie”
612 “We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story”
613 “Bebe’s Kids”
614 “Pokémon: Jirachi Wish Maker”
615 “The Tragedy of Belladonna”
616 “Phoenix 2772”
617 “Havoc in Heaven”
618 “Mutant Aliens”*
619 “The Prince of Light: The Legend of Ramayana”*
620 “La Planete Sauvage”
621 “The Powerpuff Girls Movie”
622 “Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown (And Don’t Come Back!)”
623 “Love Hina Again”
624 “Cats Don’t Dance”
Season 7
701 “The Magic Horse”
702 “Once Upon a Forest”
703 “Freddy as F.R.O.7.”
704 “Starchaser: The Legend of Orin”
705 “The Puppettoon Movie”
706 “The Trumpet of the Swan”
707 “Alakazam the Great”
708 “The Man from Button Willow”
709 “Willy McBean and His Magic Machine”
710 “Pokémon: Destiny Deoxys”
711 “Rock and Rule”
712 “The Land Before Time VI”
713 “The Wacky World of Mother Goose”
714 “Grendel, Grendel, Grendel”
715 “GoBots: Battle of the Rock Lords”
716 “Pound Puppies and the Legend of Big Paw”
717 “The Princess and the Pea”
718 “Shin-Bone Alley”
719 “The World of Hans Christian Andersen”
720 “Journey Back to Oz”
721 “Robotech: The Movie”
722 “Twice Upon a Time”
723 “The Last Unicorn”
724 “Pinocchio in Outer Space”
Season 8
801 “The Littlest Warrior”
802 “Of Stars and Men”
803 “Alice of Wonderland in Paris”
804 “Rudolph and Frosty’s Christmas in July”
805 “Fantastic Planet”
806 “Tubby the Tuba”
807 “Light Years”
808 “Spriggan”*
809 “Metamorphoses”
810 “Jack and the Beanstalk”
811 “When the Wind Blows”
812 “The Land Before Time VII”
813 “Gulliver’s Travels Beyond the Moon”
814 “The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue”
815 “Heidi’s Song”
816 “Mighty Mouse in The Great Space Chase”
817 “Bravestarr: The Legend”
818 “Plague Dogs”
819 “The Secret of the Sword”
820 “Here Come the Littles”
821 “The Adventures of Mark Twain”
822 “Warriors of the Wind”
823 “The Cosmic Eye”
824 “Pokémon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew”
Season 9
901 “Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade”
902 “The King and I”*
903 “Fist of the Northstar”
904 “The Land Before Time VIII”
905 “Robot Carnival”
906 “Marco Polo: Return to Xanadu”
907 “Son of Alladin”*
908 “Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron”
909 “The Living Forest”
910 “Alibaba”
911 “WXIII: Patlabor the Movie 3”
912 “Eden”
913 “Tamala 2010”
Season 10
1001 “Barefoot Gen”
1002 “The Professional: Golgo 13”
1003 “Happily Ever After”
1004 “Arabian Night”
1005 “Balto”
1006 “Pippi Longstocking”
1007 “I Married a Strange Person”
1008 “Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Musical Adventure”
1009 “I Go Pogo”
1010 “Perfect Blue”
1011 “The Road to El Dorado”
1012 “The Land Before Time IX”
1013 “X”
(Okay, so technically, this isn't fanfiction, but I really wanted to post it somewhere and get some general feedback.)