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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 9, 2004 21:47:14 GMT -5
This comes from a recent thing. My Global History teacher got mad at my friend for writing as a topic discussion for the Seljuk Turks: "Who would win in a fight: Toucan Sam or Cap'n Crunch?"
We all cracked up and got into a big side discussion over it.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 9, 2004 21:55:33 GMT -5
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Post by TomServo69 on Mar 10, 2004 0:39:07 GMT -5
Toucan Sam has that big ass beak that's just right for pecking the Capn's big, shiny eyes out. Plus, those little nephews of his that are always bitching about something would probably steal the Capn's hat and eat the crunchberries or something too.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 10, 2004 0:59:49 GMT -5
Tony the Tiger and Count Chocula could take then in tag team.
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Post by TomServo69 on Mar 10, 2004 1:02:25 GMT -5
Tony the Tiger and Count Chocula could take then in tag team. Oh, no doubt. I was just answering the question at hand. I'd also like to the the King Vitaman/Lucky the Leprechaun tag team in the mix. That King Vitaman has a killer sleeper hold from what I hear. |
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 10, 2004 9:00:03 GMT -5
HA! Grammer error! "them", not "then"  But I kid phantomengineer. Good call. Notice that the N and M are right next to each other on the keyboard? |
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Post by lemminkimmen on Mar 10, 2004 9:47:50 GMT -5
HA! Grammer error! "them", not "then" But I kid phantomengineer. And is your "Grammer" misspelled for irony, or what, Forrest? |
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Post by Gemini Man on Mar 10, 2004 10:00:26 GMT -5
I think if the Captain got ahold of Sams wings, it would be all over. |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 10, 2004 14:59:17 GMT -5
The Toucan Sam nephew factor is way too important to ignore. Cap'n Crunch can have his ship and a machete, but the second those little hell spawns go "The Birds" on him it's all over.
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Mar 10, 2004 17:08:15 GMT -5
Toucan Sam would turn Captain Crunch into pieces of marshmellows(Thanks to some last minute plot device)and then put said marshmellows into Fruit Loops which Sam would market as some limited edition add on.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 11, 2004 15:28:22 GMT -5
Toucan Sam is winning so far, can Cap'n Crunch make a come back?
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Mar 11, 2004 20:16:58 GMT -5
Nah.
Cap'n Cruch is lazy, because he leaves out letters in his name. Toucan sam is the animal.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 11, 2004 20:20:26 GMT -5
All you have to do is pour milk on them and they become soggy and are unable to fight. Whoever gets the first milk strike will have the advantage.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 20, 2004 13:51:38 GMT -5
No, these are the actual mascots.
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Post by CherokeeJack on Mar 20, 2004 17:50:34 GMT -5
the Capt'n is a pirate. He'd kick that bird' ass with a peg leg and a fish hook. Probably harpoon him a couple of times and cook him up supper, serving it to his men with a wink and a smile quelling the mutiny after publicly executing it's leader during seconds.
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