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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 25, 2004 19:35:07 GMT -5
Got some Chinese food today and the "fortune" said "You are never bitter, deceptive or petty." Now I wouldn't say I'm deceptive but I've wholeheartedly admitted to being bitter and petty. Sheesh, are these things inaccurate!
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Post by TomServo69 on Mar 25, 2004 19:37:34 GMT -5
Boy are those things off. I've noticed as of late, every time I get a fortune cookie, they're generally just random statements rather than fortunes. That and the stupid lucky numbers that are never lucky.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 25, 2004 19:39:48 GMT -5
Boy are those things off. I've noticed as of late, every time I get a fortune cookie, they're generally just random statements rather than fortunes. That and the stupid lucky numbers that are never lucky. Servo "You like to have friends. Try rubbing Aqua-Velva on your tongue before scratching a fish." |
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Mar 25, 2004 19:41:38 GMT -5
I think those magic 8 balls give more accurate fortunes then those damned cookies.
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Post by TomServo69 on Mar 25, 2004 19:43:11 GMT -5
I think those magic 8 balls give more accurate fortunes then those damned cookies. I know they certainly shatter and break better than those nefarious fortune cookies. You can also use them to break other things. Servo |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 25, 2004 19:45:11 GMT -5
I know they certainly shatter and break better than those nefarious fortune cookies. You can also use them to break other things. Servo It's so fun to try and break those magic 8 balls! I used a sledge hammer and it was still hard to crack it. |
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Post by TomServo69 on Mar 25, 2004 19:49:20 GMT -5
It's so fun to try and break those magic 8 balls! I used a sledge hammer and it was still hard to crack it. Well, I know I skipped one about a 1/4 mile when I threw it out of my Firebird window going about 80. That was fun. It skipped a while and then shattered in a mass of mystery fluid and black plastic. Servo |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 25, 2004 19:51:32 GMT -5
Well, I know I skipped one about a 1/4 mile when I threw it out of my Firebird window going about 80. That was fun. It skipped a while and then shattered in a mass of mystery fluid and black plastic. Servo I threw one off my roof onto a rock and it bounced up with only a few cracks. |
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Mar 25, 2004 19:51:40 GMT -5
IMO Magic 8 balls are one of those toys that fall under the category of fun for a while but then you want to see what's inside the thing. Kind of like Stretch Armstrong.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 25, 2004 19:52:31 GMT -5
IMO Magic 8 balls are one of those toys that fall under the category of fun for a while but then you want to see what's inside the thing. Kind of like Stretch Armstrong. Or Etch-a-Sketch. Sretch Armstong was really cool. |
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Post by TomServo69 on Mar 25, 2004 19:55:51 GMT -5
IMO Magic 8 balls are one of those toys that fall under the category of fun for a while but then you want to see what's inside the thing. Kind of like Stretch Armstrong. Yes, very true. I think mine broke so well because it was actually from the 80's. Of course I've cut a Stretch Armstrong open before and had to clean that up. Who hasn't done that though? Servo |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 25, 2004 19:59:39 GMT -5
Yes, very true. I think mine broke so well because it was actually from the 80's. Of course I've cut a Stretch Armstrong open before and had to clean that up. Who hasn't done that though? Servo I tried to make mine into a robot *glances back at Stretch-bot* soon my pretty. Soon. All I need is a brain. A human brain! For a robot... that really doesn't make much sense, huh? |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Mar 25, 2004 20:05:09 GMT -5
Fortune cookies always say good things, never things that are true, like "You will grow old, peniless, and unloved", or, "Your 11 year old daughters are already having sexual relations".
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 25, 2004 20:06:37 GMT -5
Fortune cookies always say good things, never things that are true, like "You will grow old, peniless, and unloved", or, "Your 11 year old daughters are already having sexual relations". Only on The Maury Show |
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Post by TomServo69 on Mar 25, 2004 20:11:32 GMT -5
Yeah, I agree with my esteemed colleague Nightfalcawk on this one. Fortune cookies that say things like that are handed out while waiting in line for the Jerry Springer show. Servo |
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