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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 30, 2005 18:23:37 GMT -5
Captain Phantom and his First Officer Rat Fink beam down with their landing party to Planet Buttocks and set up base camp. The crew make their requisite "Uranus" jokes but it's just not as funny as usual. Could it be an alien intrusion thrusting their will on us? Over and over? Deeper and deeper? Then Captain Phantom says to First Officer Rat Fink.....
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Post by DC on Jul 30, 2005 18:25:31 GMT -5
You are one sick man Phantom.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 30, 2005 18:27:21 GMT -5
You are one sick man Phantom. Is this a revaluation?
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Post by DC on Jul 30, 2005 18:29:46 GMT -5
If Revaluation was a word I'd know how to reply.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 30, 2005 18:34:36 GMT -5
If I was more creative, I'd continue the episode, I wanna find out what happens.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jul 30, 2005 18:35:36 GMT -5
Captain, I'm picking up a reading of colo clusters in the northeast sector of this continent. They appear to be....crunchy.
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Post by Dave Walker on Jul 30, 2005 18:35:49 GMT -5
Then Admiral Dave Walker arrived and told everyone to shut the hell up...
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 30, 2005 18:38:19 GMT -5
If Revaluation was a word I'd know how to reply. Don't blame me, blame spell check. I think it has been infiltrated by Cling-Ons. HAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by Ratso on Jul 30, 2005 21:03:34 GMT -5
Then Admiral Dave Walker arrived and told everyone to shut the hell up... Because his gas problem is nothing to laugh about.
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Post by GodoHell on Jul 31, 2005 1:46:43 GMT -5
Set phasers for "enema."
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Post by Mister Wilbur on Jul 31, 2005 8:40:25 GMT -5
Ow. That would probably hurt more than being vaporised!
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Post by siamesesin on Jul 31, 2005 12:51:36 GMT -5
What's the vessel's name? The Preparation? Is it an H-class vessel?
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 31, 2005 14:28:59 GMT -5
HAH! the Dedication plaque reads:
"Relieves swelling and hemorrhoid suffering"
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 31, 2005 14:31:50 GMT -5
What's the vessel's name? The Preparation? Is it an H-class vessel? The USS Buttprise. It doesn't use dylthium crystals, it runs on beans.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 31, 2005 14:42:47 GMT -5
(in Scottish accent) Ach, Captain, the warp drive is flatulelating out of control! I don't think I can hold out much longer! It really stinks in Engineering!
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