TomServo69
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Gone but not Forgotten
Nothing ever changes........
Posts: 5,467
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Post by TomServo69 on Jul 31, 2005 14:43:00 GMT -5
And, yes! That's it! I've finally seen the thread where you guys drove Phantom crazy with your ridiculous spam!
And, yeah, live long and prosper........................in my butt.
Fleet Commander Servo
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Post by Ratso on Jul 31, 2005 15:17:41 GMT -5
Has anyone seen lieutenant Stinky? He has my cheese.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 31, 2005 15:21:47 GMT -5
Ach Captain, I'm going to beam all this flatulence into the Klingon engine room, where it'll be no tribble at all!
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Post by Ratso on Jul 31, 2005 15:28:17 GMT -5
Captain, what are these furry things that live on Uranus?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 31, 2005 15:39:16 GMT -5
Don't touch them Mr Rat Fink, they will cling-on.
Ah, I love the classics.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 31, 2005 16:26:15 GMT -5
And, yes! That's it! I've finally seen the thread where you guys drove Phantom crazy with your ridiculous spam! And, yeah, live long and prosper........................in my butt. Fleet Commander Servo BTW, LOL. And when I say LOL, I mean I actually did laugh out loud. How can I sell at these crazy prices? VOLUME, VOLUME, VOLUME! |
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Post by siamesesin on Jul 31, 2005 16:29:07 GMT -5
Servo does that to me all the time. He made me choke on my soda the other day.
More butt jokes!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 31, 2005 16:36:23 GMT -5
Butt, butt, butt, butt, Captain, can I see less of your butt?
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Post by siamesesin on Jul 31, 2005 16:37:24 GMT -5
That works.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 31, 2005 16:39:58 GMT -5
For dinner tonight:
BUTT STEAKS!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 31, 2005 16:41:59 GMT -5
I'm sorry, there will ne no butts about it, you will enjoy your BUTT STEAK!
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 31, 2005 17:22:17 GMT -5
Redshirt DonQuixote: "Captain, there's something down on that planet, I'm going to go check"
*Redshirt 'Farts' Down to the planet's surface*
RDQ: "AAAAAAAAAAAA, it's a giant ass monster!"
*A giant ass, replete with feet and teeth is consuming RDQ*
---End of Opening teaser---
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Post by GodoHell on Jul 31, 2005 17:37:50 GMT -5
Spock: "Fascinating, Captain. I have anal-yzed the markings above the monster's orifice. They are in a dialect of ancient Ass-yrian, and seem to say 'Exit Only.'"
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 31, 2005 18:07:03 GMT -5
What, no entrance?
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 31, 2005 21:50:34 GMT -5
Su-poo: Uh captain, I've been down in sickbay with Dr. McPoopie, and an autopsy of the monster indicates that the monster has no discernable brain, just a somewhat larger nerve bundle in the left butt cheek.
*intercom whistles*
Dr. McPoopie: Dammit captain! The creature is alive and running amok on the ship! It's already eaten half of the non-regular crew!
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