colemanfrancisfan
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Open wide, Lady Liberty. Because CFF is coming to America! Today!
Hey, ladies, I have all my teeth
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jul 31, 2005 22:17:38 GMT -5
I certainly picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 31, 2005 22:17:47 GMT -5
Blow-loff the Cling-on: Ah, once again captain we meet! I hope you enjoyed my... little gift. Call it a gift to you from all the Cling-on people. Wahahahahahahaha! Ah yes Blow-loff, but what you fail to understand is that my captain-y chair has a flush! Chew on that Cling-on scum!
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Post by siamesesin on Jul 31, 2005 22:18:21 GMT -5
Fire photon toliet brushes!
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 31, 2005 22:20:24 GMT -5
Blow-loff: Activate the fecal cloaking device! You won't be able to hit what you can't see captain crappy!
*fecal cloaking device activates*
*Photon toilet brushes just miss the Cling-on vessel*
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 31, 2005 22:20:38 GMT -5
Fire photon toliet brushes! Screw that, fire the photon suppositories!
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Post by siamesesin on Jul 31, 2005 22:22:26 GMT -5
Ooh!
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colemanfrancisfan
Moderator Emeritus
Open wide, Lady Liberty. Because CFF is coming to America! Today!
Hey, ladies, I have all my teeth
Posts: 11,300
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jul 31, 2005 22:23:20 GMT -5
Remove foil & rectally insert 1 suppository every 6 hours as needed for nausea, vomiting, and stupid butt jokes.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 31, 2005 22:24:08 GMT -5
*Photonic suppositories smack right into the gas expulsion unit on the Cling-on ship*
Blow-loff: Blast you Captain crappy! The Cling-on people will prevail! Ours is a noble race! One that will conquer your puny Fecalration in the coming future! Lt. Krapp, activate Warped turd drive!
*Cling-on warped turd drive activates, letting them get away*
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Post by Don Quixote on Aug 1, 2005 10:06:56 GMT -5
Captain Crappy: Well, that takes care of that. Scootie, what's the status of are flatulance drive?
Scootie: She's overloadin' cap'n! I told yeh that the giant ass-monster was wreakin' havok with it! The fight with the Cling-on ship only made the fart matrrrix more unstable!
Captain: Eject the fart core!
Scootie: I canna do that cap'n!
Su-poo: Captain, do you want to keep the ecape poops locked?
Captain: Yes Dammit! Scootie, fix the damn fart core!
Mr. Splock: Captain, your decision to remain with the ship is most illogical. We should abandon, since the fart core is probably beyond repair.
Captain: Mr. Splock, never underestimate Scootie.
Scootie: Cap'n I may have a chance, but we'll only know in the last second because that's when things always get fixed in this show!
*Scootie gets to work on the fart core*
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 1, 2005 17:53:39 GMT -5
Isn't it unfortunate that such a juvenile thread was started by one of the board elders? Shocking.
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Post by DC on Aug 1, 2005 17:55:41 GMT -5
I would expect this of Ro-Matt, but you Phantom? For shame.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 1, 2005 17:57:36 GMT -5
I would expect this of Ro-Matt, but you Phantom? For shame. I fart in your general direction.
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Post by DC on Aug 1, 2005 18:01:10 GMT -5
Well, at least he likes Monty Python.
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