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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 31, 2005 21:52:31 GMT -5
All hands on the poop deck!
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 31, 2005 21:54:58 GMT -5
Turd-ov: "De poop deck vas inwented by a little old lady from Leningrad."
Cap'n: "Shaddap Turd-ov!" Don't make me slap you silly boy!
Chief engineer Fartt: Cap'n! The flatulation matrix is being overloaded by the fart energy coming from the monster, and the beans are ready to completely deplete. We canna hang on much longer!
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colemanfrancisfan
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jul 31, 2005 21:55:19 GMT -5
All hands on my smooth butt cheeks!
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 31, 2005 21:56:51 GMT -5
Nurse Chapped-assle: I don't believe it doctor, CFF's ass is so smooth that it can effectively combat the fuzziness of the ass monster!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 31, 2005 21:57:30 GMT -5
All hands on my smooth butt cheeks! That's it. I'm abandoning ship.
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colemanfrancisfan
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jul 31, 2005 21:58:15 GMT -5
I wiped with Angel Soft, the TP that angels use on their butts.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 31, 2005 21:58:32 GMT -5
Captain: No one's abandoning anything! Computer! Seal all escape poops!
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Post by Ratso on Jul 31, 2005 21:58:56 GMT -5
The giant ass monster seems to be fighting with the giant flying spaghetti monster.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 31, 2005 22:00:23 GMT -5
Captain: No one's abandoning anything! Computer! Seal all escape poops! You question my authority? That makes me gassy!
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Post by Ratso on Jul 31, 2005 22:04:48 GMT -5
Captain: No one's abandoning anything! Computer! Seal all escape poops! Ummm that might take awhile.
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Post by siamesesin on Jul 31, 2005 22:05:56 GMT -5
Bring a book in with you, then!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 31, 2005 22:11:45 GMT -5
Hey, who left this "surprise" on my captain-y chair?
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Post by Ratso on Jul 31, 2005 22:13:30 GMT -5
Hey, who left this "surprise" on my captain-y chair? Admiral Dave Walker?
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colemanfrancisfan
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Open wide, Lady Liberty. Because CFF is coming to America! Today!
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jul 31, 2005 22:13:51 GMT -5
My pelvis can't handle this drama!
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 31, 2005 22:14:51 GMT -5
Blow-loff the Cling-on: Ah, once again captain we meet! I hope you enjoyed my... little gift. Call it a gift to you from all the Cling-on people. Wahahahahahahaha!
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