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Post by Captain Hygiene on Feb 14, 2007 16:57:31 GMT -5
Mommy, what's an episiotomy?
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Post by Crowfan on Feb 14, 2007 16:58:05 GMT -5
Don't ask
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Feb 14, 2007 16:59:42 GMT -5
Does it have anything to do with babies tap-dancing comically after they're born?
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Post by lisalovelace on Feb 14, 2007 17:04:13 GMT -5
Lets just say when the baby needs alittle more elbow room coming out of the birth canal the doctor gets out his scissors and snips certain sensitive areas(although I really did not feel it while it was happening)It helps prevent tearing or certain said areas. Stitching is required.
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Post by Crowfan on Feb 14, 2007 17:05:28 GMT -5
*vomits*
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Feb 14, 2007 17:06:20 GMT -5
Lets just say when the baby needs alittle more elbow room coming out of the birth canal the doctor gets out his scissors and snips certain sensitive areas(although I really did not feel it while it was happening)It helps prevent tearing or certain said areas. Stitching is required. THAT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL!
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Post by siamesesin on Feb 14, 2007 17:06:29 GMT -5
Lets just say when the baby needs alittle more elbow room coming out of the birth canal the doctor gets out his scissors and snips certain sensitive areas(although I really did not feel it while it was happening)It helps prevent tearing or certain said areas. Stitching is required. One of many times I sigh with regret that this is a family board. A pocketful of dirty jokes and not a one can be used.
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Post by Gamera on Feb 14, 2007 17:08:02 GMT -5
Lets just say when the baby needs alittle more elbow room coming out of the birth canal the doctor gets out his scissors and snips certain sensitive areas(although I really did not feel it while it was happening)It helps prevent tearing or certain said areas. Stitching is required. I COULD HAVE LIVED WITHOUT KNOWING THAT!!
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Post by lisalovelace on Feb 14, 2007 17:08:42 GMT -5
I'm reading your mind right now Si, your hilarious you naughty gal!
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Post by lisalovelace on Feb 14, 2007 17:11:46 GMT -5
Lets just say when the baby needs alittle more elbow room coming out of the birth canal the doctor gets out his scissors and snips certain sensitive areas(although I really did not feel it while it was happening)It helps prevent tearing or certain said areas. Stitching is required. I COULD HAVE LIVED WITHOUT KNOWING THAT!!It is my lifes goal to educate all men in the ways of birthing oh and poop.
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Post by siamesesin on Feb 14, 2007 17:12:29 GMT -5
Ooh, tell them about colonics and prostates!
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Feb 14, 2007 17:12:57 GMT -5
Anything else you "forgot" to tell us?
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Post by siamesesin on Feb 14, 2007 17:13:35 GMT -5
Two words-mucus plug.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Feb 14, 2007 17:15:09 GMT -5
Men have lots of gross and disturbing things too ya know. Oh wait, no they don't.
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Post by lisalovelace on Feb 14, 2007 17:15:35 GMT -5
You think that is gross have you ever seen projectile urination? From a woman while giving birth? I was a nursing student and had not yet experienced the mircle of child birth personally. I came within inches of a golden shower and I was standing 6 feet away!
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