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Post by Donna SadCat Lady on Feb 15, 2007 0:54:37 GMT -5
Oh, Superman, Superman, what have they done to you?!
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Post by Ratso on Feb 15, 2007 0:58:28 GMT -5
Here's a picture of me with my Cousin Clark: Jimmy decided to take it the picture before I had time to get dressed. I knocked fifteen teeth out of his skull. Wow that art is terrible.
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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 15, 2007 1:00:33 GMT -5
It was a throw-away camera okay!?!?
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Post by CBG on Feb 15, 2007 1:04:42 GMT -5
Is that Clark, or Crark?
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 15, 2007 1:57:39 GMT -5
God shits babies.
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Post by CBG on Feb 15, 2007 1:59:51 GMT -5
They come from, you know.......down there.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 15, 2007 2:02:07 GMT -5
I just gave birth to a brown baby boy.
Thank you, South Park, for succinctly mixing racism and scat humor.
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Post by CBG on Feb 15, 2007 2:03:08 GMT -5
lol
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 15, 2007 2:48:33 GMT -5
I had a friend say that nothing on earth can prepare you for the placenta, but I enjoyed that part. It looked like marinating steak in the pan.
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Post by lisalovelace on Feb 15, 2007 10:17:56 GMT -5
Well, the good thing about episiotomies is that when they're doing it, there's so much else going on down there you don't notice it. The bad thing about them is taking care of the place afterwards, when you've got a newborn infant on your hands. Then there's engorged breasts, night sweats, cramping, and... well, send your mom a flapjackin' card for Mother's Day this year, ya mooks! I have to agree with Donna. The episiotomy was the least of my worries. The stitches however were a problem all unto their own. Can anyone here say that they needed a vicodin just to pass gas? I thought I would faint when I was passing something else. What? Its fun!
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Post by CBG on Feb 15, 2007 10:49:41 GMT -5
Ah, yes...bodily functions. Universal Humor.
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Post by Donna SadCat Lady on Feb 15, 2007 12:22:50 GMT -5
Especially the joy of normal bodily functions after childbirth.
You know what? Now that I think about it, I think that all of you male board members should send all of us board mothers Mother's Day cards! And flowers!! And clean the kitchen for once!!!
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Feb 15, 2007 12:46:39 GMT -5
Can anyone here say that they needed a vicodin just to pass gas? Oh man, I hear ya.
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Post by lisalovelace on Feb 15, 2007 14:37:43 GMT -5
Let me give you a few stitches and then here yah!
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Post by Apostasy's Angel on Feb 16, 2007 10:48:50 GMT -5
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