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Post by Captain Hygiene on Feb 14, 2007 17:16:43 GMT -5
I'm NEVER going to have a baby.
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Post by lisalovelace on Feb 14, 2007 17:21:01 GMT -5
The only way I can discribe a mucus plug is by asking any of you if you have ever heard of or drank something called a bloody brain? Its an old drink from the '90's. I don't remember what is in it but it looks just like a mucus plug floating in the toilet. I'll stop now before I get thrown off the board.
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Post by Mr. Atari on Feb 14, 2007 17:26:20 GMT -5
Ain't biology grand?
I had a friend say that nothing on earth can prepare you for the placenta, but I enjoyed that part. It looked like marinating steak in the pan.
I just wanted to mention that everyone's reactions to lisa's description of an episiotomy (Hygiene's and siamese's especially) had me laughing so hard my stomach hurts.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL!! is very funny.
And yes, I'm certain that at the time, I felt the episiotomy far more than Mrs. Atari, who barely flinched. Nightmare fuel, it is.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Feb 14, 2007 17:27:14 GMT -5
That sounds pretty tasty, Mr. Atari.
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Post by CBG on Feb 14, 2007 17:35:45 GMT -5
...Nightmare fuel, it is. And how.
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Post by siamesesin on Feb 14, 2007 17:37:33 GMT -5
After hearing my friend Nicki talk about it after her first kid, my immediate thought was "That'll be a bummer for the guy". How horrible is that?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Feb 14, 2007 17:57:18 GMT -5
Birthin' is icky.
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 14, 2007 18:19:53 GMT -5
Ain't biology grand? I had a friend say that nothing on earth can prepare you for the placenta, but I enjoyed that part. It looked like marinating steak in the pan. I just wanted to mention that everyone's reactions to lisa's description of an episiotomy (Hygiene's and siamese's especially) had me laughing so hard my stomach hurts. THAT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL!! is very funny. And yes, I'm certain that at the time, I felt the episiotomy far more than Mrs. Atari, who barely flinched. Nightmare fuel, it is. I have to disagree Mr. A. Episiotomies taint funny.
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Post by Ratso on Feb 14, 2007 19:27:56 GMT -5
Lets just say when the baby needs alittle more elbow room coming out of the birth canal the doctor gets out his scissors and snips certain sensitive areas(although I really did not feel it while it was happening)It helps prevent tearing or certain said areas. Stitching is required.
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Post by Donna SadCat Lady on Feb 15, 2007 0:29:19 GMT -5
Well, the good thing about episiotomies is that when they're doing it, there's so much else going on down there you don't notice it. The bad thing about them is taking care of the place afterwards, when you've got a newborn infant on your hands. Then there's engorged breasts, night sweats, cramping, and... well, send your mom a flapjackin' card for Mother's Day this year, ya mooks!
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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 15, 2007 0:31:12 GMT -5
Too bad I was born on Krypton. The women there give birth differently.
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Post by CBG on Feb 15, 2007 0:32:00 GMT -5
And how!
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Post by Donna SadCat Lady on Feb 15, 2007 0:46:31 GMT -5
I bet those babies just go flyin' outa dere, don't they?
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Post by CBG on Feb 15, 2007 0:48:32 GMT -5
Loins of steel!
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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 15, 2007 0:51:53 GMT -5
Here's a picture of me with my Cousin Clark: Jimmy decided to take it the picture before I had time to get dressed. I knocked fifteen teeth out of his skull.
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