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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 18, 2007 0:08:15 GMT -5
"He said a dog bit his nose."
"Arf."
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 18, 2007 7:37:31 GMT -5
"How did you find America?"
"Turned left at Greenland."
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Post by lilacetoile on Apr 18, 2007 11:57:57 GMT -5
Tom: We're lost. Ben: We're not lost, we just have to keep going North. Tom: We passed this couch three times already!
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 18, 2007 14:00:49 GMT -5
Shut your f***ing face uncle f***er, you're a b*ner-biting bas***d uncle f***er. You're an uncle f***er, yes it's true, nobody f***s uncles quite like you.
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Post by Truck Farmer on Apr 18, 2007 23:05:20 GMT -5
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking."
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Post by Donna SadCat Lady on Apr 18, 2007 23:15:11 GMT -5
"Johnny, what can you make out of this?" "This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl..."
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Post by Mr. Atari on Apr 19, 2007 0:17:27 GMT -5
"Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you."
"So when do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you?"
"Tonight...or I will kill her!"
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Torgo
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Post by Torgo on Apr 19, 2007 0:48:16 GMT -5
I'm too tired to think of anything good. Though I did come across this while watching my Justice League Unlimited DVDs...
"Aren't you going to wash your hands?" "NOOOOOOOO! I'm EVIL!!!"
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 19, 2007 0:52:18 GMT -5
I'm too tired to think of anything good. Though I did come across this while watching my Justice League Unlimited DVDs... "Aren't you going to wash your hands?" " NOOOOOOOO! I'm EVIL!!!" One of the best lines in the whole show. Flash- "Why? 'Cause I'm the fastest man alive." Hawkgirl- "Maybe that explains why you can't get a date." Flash - "Yeah... HEY!"
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Post by Torgo on Apr 19, 2007 10:43:00 GMT -5
There were a lot of good zings on Flash in that show. Here's another one from the episode I quoted above, when Lex Luthor is trapped in Flash's body:
"If nothing else, I can discover the Flash's secret identity!" (rips off mask and looks into a mirror) "I have no idea who this is."
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Post by Truck Farmer on Apr 19, 2007 14:06:34 GMT -5
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit taking amphetamines.
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Post by Donna SadCat Lady on Apr 19, 2007 23:09:46 GMT -5
"To the tower! RAPUNZEL!"
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Post by CBG on Apr 20, 2007 2:20:24 GMT -5
"Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler... "
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Post by Broadsword on Apr 22, 2007 10:42:29 GMT -5
Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you f*** a stranger in the ass!
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.
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Post by CBG on Apr 24, 2007 19:42:57 GMT -5
"Go home and get yer flapjacksin' shine box!"
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