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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 24, 2007 20:43:57 GMT -5
"Groovy."
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Post by Mitchell on Apr 24, 2007 21:06:21 GMT -5
You punch in at 8:30 every morning, except you punch in at 7:30 following a business holiday, unless it's a Monday, then you punch in at 8 o'clock. Punch in late and they dock you. Incoming articles get a voucher, outgoing articles provide a voucher. Move any article without a voucher and they dock you. Letter size a green voucher, oversize a yellow voucher, parcel size a maroon voucher. Wrong color voucher and they dock you! 6787049A/6. That is your employee number. It will not be repeated! Without your employee number you cannot get your paycheck. Inter-office mail is code 37, intra-office mail 37-3, outside mail is 3-37. Code it wrong and they dock you! This has been your orientation. Is there anything you do not understand, is there anything you understand only partially? If you have not been fully oriented, you must file a complaint with personnel. File a faulty complaint and they dock you!
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Post by Truck Farmer on Apr 24, 2007 23:00:47 GMT -5
HEY!! Where the white women at?!
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Post by Mr. Atari on Apr 24, 2007 23:40:45 GMT -5
You punch in at 8:30 every morning, except you punch in at 7:30 following a business holiday, unless it's a Monday, then you punch in at 8 o'clock. Punch in late and they dock you. Incoming articles get a voucher, outgoing articles provide a voucher. Move any article without a voucher and they dock you. Letter size a green voucher, oversize a yellow voucher, parcel size a maroon voucher. Wrong color voucher and they dock you! 6787049A/6. That is your employee number. It will not be repeated! Without your employee number you cannot get your paycheck. Inter-office mail is code 37, intra-office mail 37-3, outside mail is 3-37. Code it wrong and they dock you! This has been your orientation. Is there anything you do not understand, is there anything you understand only partially? If you have not been fully oriented, you must file a complaint with personnel. File a faulty complaint and they dock you! Mitchell, you are truly a great man. You really need to come to the meet-up, as I'm starting to wonder if you're my evil twin. "Can I still call you....dear?"
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Post by Donna SadCat Lady on Apr 24, 2007 23:53:21 GMT -5
"I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?" "Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!" "They broke the chalice from the palace?" "And replaced it with a flagon." "A flagon...?" "With the figure of a dragon." "Flagon with a dragon." "Right." "But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?" "No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!" "The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true." "Just remember that!"
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Post by samtaco on Apr 25, 2007 0:10:59 GMT -5
"This isn't a war; its an extermination. This is like humans fighting maggots. Or dragons fighting wolves. Or humans on dragons throwing wolves at maggots."
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 25, 2007 9:40:47 GMT -5
"Like a midget at a Urinal, I'd have to stay on my toes."
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Post by CBG on Apr 25, 2007 23:44:54 GMT -5
"Who cured you?"
"Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! 'You're cured, mate.' Bloody do-gooder. "
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 25, 2007 23:48:30 GMT -5
"Oh, Joel Miller! You found the marble in the oatmeal. You know what that means? You get to drink from... THE FIRE HOSE!!!"
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Post by CBG on Apr 26, 2007 1:30:47 GMT -5
"Get that cat outta here!"
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Post by Chuck on Apr 26, 2007 17:57:07 GMT -5
"And now, the magic words: Julie Andrews!"
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Post by samtaco on Apr 26, 2007 19:02:29 GMT -5
"And now, the magic words: Julie Andrews!" "Everything I've ever told you is a lie, including that"
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 26, 2007 22:31:25 GMT -5
"DON'T YOU KNOW THE DEWY DECIMAL SYSTEM!?"
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Post by Broadsword on Apr 28, 2007 17:04:22 GMT -5
Big bottom, big bottom / Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em!
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Post by Chuck on Apr 28, 2007 20:21:52 GMT -5
She's a graduate of the Copa Cabana School of the Performing Arts.
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