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Post by Mr. Atari on Jan 23, 2008 13:36:12 GMT -5
Has this been done before? Probably. Too bad.
Anyway, tell a joke, but with a true-to-life punchline.
Like these:
A man walks into a bar...he had been sober for 5 years, but recently fell off the wagon after his wife divorced him and his kids wouldn't return his calls. He would be an alcoholic until dying from a stroke 5 years later. No one attended his funeral.
How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task? A finite number: One to perform the task correctly, and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
Now you try: A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist are playing golf...
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jan 23, 2008 14:09:15 GMT -5
"My wife's on vacation in the West Indies."
"Jamaica?"
"Yes."
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Post by Mr. Atari on Jan 23, 2008 14:42:12 GMT -5
I'm not saying the Professor's old... ...but if you consider his age, he's likely to die soon.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jan 23, 2008 16:08:39 GMT -5
"What's the difference between an oboist and a seamstress?"
"Those are two completely different occupations which are impossible to compare in any meaningful way."
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Post by siamesesin on Jan 23, 2008 16:10:45 GMT -5
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It is Rachel. Please open the door.
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Post by GodoHell on Jan 23, 2008 17:13:26 GMT -5
What's invisible and smells like carrots?
2-methoxy-3-sec-butylpyrazine, unless you have an electron microscope.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jan 23, 2008 17:55:42 GMT -5
A horse walks into a barn.
The bartender looks up and says "What the f*** am I doing in a barn?"
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Post by siamesesin on Jan 23, 2008 18:29:35 GMT -5
I was just thinking that this idea has been done before with one classic joke.
A man walks into a bar. He says "OUCH!".
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Post by solgroupie on Jan 23, 2008 18:41:02 GMT -5
why'd the chicken cross the road?
he wandered off because chickens are stupid.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 23, 2008 18:43:03 GMT -5
There was a young girl from Nantucket.
And that's where she was from, big deal.
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jan 23, 2008 19:18:53 GMT -5
Two rabbis and a priest go into a bar.
They are disgusted by what they consider moral decay.
What do you call a black guy who flies planes?
An African American pilot.
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Post by Mr. Atari on Jan 23, 2008 20:06:04 GMT -5
Take my wife, for example.
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jan 23, 2008 20:49:20 GMT -5
Knock Knock
Whose there?
Police, we have a warrant.
Just a minute.
*flushing noises*
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Post by Donna SadCat Lady on Jan 23, 2008 21:07:23 GMT -5
Knock! Knock!
Knock! Knock!
KNOCK! KNOCK!
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
DING dong!
DING dong!
Nobody's home.
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Jan 23, 2008 21:46:19 GMT -5
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are sitting in a resturant...
...they eat, pay for their meals, and leave.
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