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Post by mummifiedstalin on Dec 19, 2005 14:13:26 GMT -5
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "America" in the western hemisphere) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Disclaimer: no trees were harmed in the sending of this message however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.
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Post by losingmydignity on Dec 19, 2005 15:15:14 GMT -5
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "America" in the western hemisphere) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. Disclaimer: no trees were harmed in the sending of this message however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. Did you write this Mumms?....wonderful (exclamation point). I want to send this on to other people as my Xmas greeting this year. It's just perfect....
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Post by NerdGroupie on Dec 19, 2005 15:48:24 GMT -5
I played a lobster in the nativity seen. LOVE ACTUALLY!
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Post by NerdGroupie on Dec 19, 2005 15:48:45 GMT -5
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "America" in the western hemisphere) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. Disclaimer: no trees were harmed in the sending of this message however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. SNOPES!
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Post by NerdGroupie on Dec 19, 2005 15:49:10 GMT -5
Oh, and I'm sorry if the Santa hat on my prairie dog offends anyone.
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Post by goflyers on Dec 19, 2005 16:46:02 GMT -5
I played a lobster in the nativity seen. Goflyers, you live in philly and go to school in jersey? That's the saddest thing I've ever heard! If you notice, my location is the Philadelphia Area. I don't think I ever stated that I physically lived in Philadelphia. I am, however, a short PATCO ride away.
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Post by In_Stereo on Dec 19, 2005 16:47:45 GMT -5
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "America" in the western hemisphere) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. Disclaimer: no trees were harmed in the sending of this message however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. lol nice job man wait... now I'm agreeing with mumms?!
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Dec 19, 2005 18:24:27 GMT -5
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "America" in the western hemisphere) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. Disclaimer: no trees were harmed in the sending of this message however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. Did you write this Mumms?....wonderful (exclamation point). I want to send this on to other people as my Xmas greeting this year. It's just perfect.... I wish I could take credit, but no...it's an email forward. I did tweak parts, though, so I'll still take partial royalties.
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Post by Dave Walker on Dec 19, 2005 20:47:36 GMT -5
I played a lobster in the nativity seen. LOVE ACTUALLY! BOO!!!!
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Post by Da Worm Fizzle on Dec 19, 2005 21:24:26 GMT -5
Hey, that's a great movie! I'm glad Groupie picked up on the reference. This whole conversation makes me want to go watch PCU.
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Post by Dave Walker on Dec 19, 2005 21:28:23 GMT -5
Hey, that's a great movie! I'm glad Groupie picked up on the reference. So she's told me, I haven't seen it so I won't say it isn't, but I'll still pass.
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Post by Da Worm Fizzle on Dec 19, 2005 21:46:34 GMT -5
fair enough. People have told me for years that American Beauty would be my favorite movie, that it's right up my alley and it's really great. But I refuse to watch it, just on general principal.
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Post by siamesesin on Dec 19, 2005 22:32:53 GMT -5
Once again, mumms proves his brillance.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Dec 19, 2005 22:36:39 GMT -5
Eh, it's only a model.
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Post by siamesesin on Dec 19, 2005 22:44:51 GMT -5
I think it is a true sign of the season if In_Stereo says he agrees with me AND mumms.
Either that, or a sign of the apocalypse.
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