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Post by Ator on Feb 9, 2004 5:06:58 GMT -5
One big one that gives me a big, hearty laugh:
Invasion of the Neptune Men
"Jeez, the Japanese get sooo excited when take em to an open field, they just run around..." - Mike
I LOVE that joke. It's just so funny, and kinda true, since the island is so damn crowded and tiny.
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Post by Poe33 on Feb 9, 2004 14:34:23 GMT -5
in Mitchell when our hero tests the cocain and Joel says...
"Man, Scarface didn't even do that much."
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Post by rsawest on Feb 9, 2004 14:57:51 GMT -5
From Screaming Skull:
toward the end of the film, where she hears the incessant knocking on the door
"Martin Luther is nailing each thesis individually."
again toward the end of the film, a woman is vocalizing in the background
"Looks like Kiri Te Kanawa is drunk again."
Cracks me up every time I watch.
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Post by Commander Kalgan on Feb 9, 2004 15:08:35 GMT -5
A few of my absolute favorites come from "Space Mutiny"-
Kalgon: "Meddling fool!"
Mike: What is he, Snidely Whiplash?"
and when Trunk Slamchest shoots at a guy and yells "OOOH!" in a high pitched squeal, one of them yells "He took my purse!". Then for a little bit, every time Chunkhead did something, they'd squeal again.
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Post by CherokeeJack on Feb 9, 2004 15:16:47 GMT -5
in Mitchell when our hero tests the cocain and Joel says... "Man, Scarface didn't even do that much." Another thing in mitchell when Joe Don would be running and they would make the heavy breathing noises. This always get me.. esp in overdrawn at the memory bank. |
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Feb 9, 2004 17:03:50 GMT -5
One riff that always gets me is near the end of Manos when they are showing yet another long car driving montage and Servo pretends to be the two women in the car talking really fast. That never gets old.
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Post by MoonZeroTwo on Feb 9, 2004 17:18:21 GMT -5
Oh so many...
In Zombie Nightmare, when Adam West picks up the phone near the end of the film, Crow says, "Hello, 1-900-SPANK-ME?"
In Killer Shrews, when the lightning flashes and the announcer stops abruptly, Joel yells out, "So there!"
In Attack of the the Eye Creatures, the deputy is looking in some file cabinets, then suddenly turns around to the detective, and Crow comes in with, "Stop looking at me!"
In Last Clear Chance, there's...
"My earlopes won't stop growing!"
"Kill do wabbit, kill the wabbit..."
"Well, live and learn."
In the Incredible Melting Man, there's...
"They shrunk me and put me on this huge log!"
"Steve, you're overloading my Detectron!"
"Oh, if only I hadn't gone on that high-phosphous diet."
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Feb 9, 2004 19:38:01 GMT -5
Two words:
NORMAL VIEW!
NORMAL VIEW!
NORMAL VIEW!
NORMAL VIEW!
Or, eight....depends on how you count 'em....
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Post by ArtCrow on Feb 9, 2004 20:04:35 GMT -5
A few of my absolute favorites come from "Space Mutiny"- Kalgon: "Meddling fool!" Mike: What is he, Snidely Whiplash?" One that always gets me from Space Mutiny is when Kalgon reveals to the bearded guy that he has his daughter, Mike says, "We have your mother". |
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Post by theunearthling on Feb 9, 2004 20:57:37 GMT -5
"John Newman! We can put his sauce on the Rastachelli!"
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Post by JCrow on Feb 9, 2004 21:24:01 GMT -5
From Mitchell...
Mitchell: Hey!
Joel: What!
*gunshot*
Joel: Oh!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Feb 9, 2004 21:42:51 GMT -5
Another from Mitchell. Linda Evans writes "jerk" on Mitchell's windshield and crow says
"Word on the steet is your a jerk!"
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Post by TomServo69 on Feb 9, 2004 21:47:07 GMT -5
Here's a couple that get me everytime. In Hobgoblins, where the old guy is grasping the gun and Crow says "Used this to kill Archduke Ferdinand". That was hilarious. Another one is in Girl In Gold Boots, after the dune buggy scene, there's a badly edited scene, and Crow just blurts out, in mocking, "You can say that a......". Hilarious.
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Post by holly3000 on Feb 9, 2004 22:10:43 GMT -5
I second the "Normal View"!
Final Justice: JDB licking his lips "The last thing a sausage sees."
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Post by TheEvilDead on Feb 10, 2004 11:33:26 GMT -5
Time Chasers
Nick gives himself a hand.
Mike: Who's this ugly jerk?
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