yousonuva
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 22, 2004 8:29:41 GMT -5
I wanted to be a snobby intellect and include prissy French words into my english statements but it's not my forte.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 22, 2004 8:34:38 GMT -5
R Rated
I used to be a porn star but the pace was too fast and I couldn't keep up.
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yousonuva
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 22, 2004 8:42:03 GMT -5
I was an insect for a time but eating all that poo really started to bug me.
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 22, 2004 8:54:43 GMT -5
Did the electrician work for a while but the low paycheck shocked me so I buzzed off.
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yousonuva
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 22, 2004 8:58:32 GMT -5
I used to be a steamroll driver and my boss complimented me on my good work which 'flattered' me, but I accidentally ran over him so that career fell 'flat', my dream was 'crushed' and my hopes 'smashed'. At least it 'paved' the way for me to be an elevator operator. I am now an elevator operator. It has it's ups and downs
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Post by Blurryeye on Apr 22, 2004 12:33:39 GMT -5
This thread topic has officially been beaten to a pulp! Good goin, yousonuva! Seriously, that was a nice effort.
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yousonuva
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 22, 2004 12:35:47 GMT -5
This thread topic has officially been beaten to a pulp! Good goin, yousonuva! Seriously, that was a nice effort. Why thank you for likin my stuff (even if that old hagard phantom thought otherwise ) I actually thought of those at work so I had time and I lost the remaning dignity I had left. Loved your cheese cutting
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Post by otrfan on Apr 22, 2004 12:37:51 GMT -5
I wanted to be a lollipop, but I was licked from the start.
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Post by Blurryeye on Apr 22, 2004 12:40:40 GMT -5
Loved your cheese cutting Why thank you! I thought it was pretty clever myself , and yet shameful at the same time.
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Post by Gemini Man on Apr 22, 2004 12:53:31 GMT -5
I wanted to be a glue maker, but lost my grip.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 22, 2004 14:17:01 GMT -5
I wanted to be a serial killer, but the hours were murder.
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Post by Gemini Man on Apr 22, 2004 14:22:17 GMT -5
I wanted to be a steel worker, but didn't have the right temperment.
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Post by otrfan on Apr 22, 2004 14:22:34 GMT -5
I wanted to be a prostitute, but ho am I fooling.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 22, 2004 17:14:43 GMT -5
I wanted to be a vampire but the hours sucked!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 22, 2004 18:09:23 GMT -5
I was also thinking about these things today at work. Brace yourselves, some of these might hurt a bit.
I used to sell submarines but the business went under
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