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Post by Ratso on Sept 1, 2005 13:50:17 GMT -5
I was going to be a nail... but I just got hammered instead.
I wanted to be a train but I could never keep on track!!!
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Post by Ratso on Sept 1, 2005 13:54:12 GMT -5
I wanted to be a athlete.......but I had such an itchy foot!
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Post by GizmonicInstitute on Sept 1, 2005 14:03:43 GMT -5
I wanted to be a coupon dealer, but I just couldn't cut it.
I wanted to be a robber, but I had bad career aim.
I wanted to captain the Titanic, but that idea quickly went under.
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yousonuva
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Post by yousonuva on Sept 1, 2005 14:55:29 GMT -5
I tried to be a professional pot brownie chef but that was a half-baked idea that went up in smoke.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 1, 2005 16:33:57 GMT -5
I wanted to be a athlete.......but I had such an itchy foot! I was glad this thread got bumped...till I saw this. |
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Post by Ratso on Sept 1, 2005 16:38:35 GMT -5
I wanted to be a athlete.......but I had such an itchy foot! I was glad this thread got bumped...till I saw this. I live to disappoint. |
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 1, 2005 16:46:28 GMT -5
I thought about being a porn star, then I said "Aww screw it!"
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Post by Ratso on Sept 1, 2005 16:50:19 GMT -5
I was not a good car salesman because my prices were to jeep.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 1, 2005 16:55:45 GMT -5
I was not a good car salesman because my prices were to jeep. I don't think this thread is your strong point. |
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Sept 1, 2005 19:19:12 GMT -5
I wanted to type in this forum but I got bored.
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 1, 2005 20:20:35 GMT -5
I wanted to be a pilot, but I couldn't stop messing with my wife's flaps.
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yousonuva
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Post by yousonuva on Sept 1, 2005 22:37:43 GMT -5
I wanted to be a pilot but I just couldn't fly straight.
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 9, 2005 8:06:45 GMT -5
I wanted to be a urologist, but I'm too much of a prick.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 9, 2005 8:16:38 GMT -5
I was going to become a proctologist but I got behind in my studies.
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Post by Dave Walker on Sept 9, 2005 22:53:56 GMT -5
I thought about working in a quarry, but I just didn't have the stones for it.
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