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Post by otrfan on Apr 21, 2004 13:02:23 GMT -5
I wanted to be a blackjack dealer, but it wasn't in the cards.
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 21, 2004 13:03:49 GMT -5
I wanted to be a poker player but my plans got shuffled.
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Post by Blurryeye on Apr 21, 2004 13:05:01 GMT -5
I wanted to be a fortune-teller, but fate would not allow it.
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Post by otrfan on Apr 21, 2004 13:05:18 GMT -5
I had a job all lined up to put out candles, but then I snuffed it.
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 21, 2004 13:08:57 GMT -5
I wanted to be a painter but I don't really like painting
Hahahahaha!
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 21, 2004 13:11:34 GMT -5
I wanted to be a carpenter but I screwed that up.
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 21, 2004 13:20:50 GMT -5
I wanted to be a vegetarian but I saw someone eating a burger and I got 'green' with envy.......AHAHAHAH!
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Post by Gemini Man on Apr 21, 2004 13:35:14 GMT -5
I wanted to be a proctologist, but the med school teachers were such assholes.
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 21, 2004 13:35:47 GMT -5
I wanted to be a proctologist, but the med school teachers were such assholes. Good one!
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 21, 2004 13:50:30 GMT -5
I wanted to be a human cannonball, but I got fired.
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 21, 2004 14:56:56 GMT -5
(one last one for the day)
I thougth of becoming a garbage man but the pay stinks.
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Post by otrfan on Apr 21, 2004 19:11:00 GMT -5
I wanted to become a genie, but that's just wishful thinking.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 21, 2004 19:22:49 GMT -5
I wanted to be Charlie Sheen, but I didn't suck! Like a filthy repulsive anteater.
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 22, 2004 6:51:57 GMT -5
( I have a lot of time on my hands at work. Some of this is kinda late night, like this one)
-I wanted to be a sperm donor but they rejected me 'cause I'm too much of a jerk-off.
-I sucked as a vampire.
-I tried being a plumber but the work is so full of sh*t.
-I wanted to be a success but I failed.
-I wanted to be a failure but I failed at that too.
-I wanted to be an unemotional wreck but I lost the feeling for it.
-I wanted to be a kiwi but I did a lot of acid and became a vegetable.
-I was gonna be a quiter but I just gave up.
-I was a body builder for a while but it didn't work out.
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Post by Gemini Man on Apr 22, 2004 8:17:49 GMT -5
Wanted to be a surfer, but my plans got wiped out.
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