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Post by ratso on Jan 6, 2005 22:10:22 GMT -5
I want to get pregnant.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jan 6, 2005 22:13:33 GMT -5
Women should be called Womyn. And I have always wanted breasts.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 6, 2005 22:17:27 GMT -5
Women should be called Womyn. And I have always wanted breasts. If you get them I'll take you out for a drink.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jan 6, 2005 22:19:39 GMT -5
Oh, I really want to be your date, phantom. Here, let me evolve quickly so you can be mine for a quickie behind the dumpster. I really wish my folks could see me now.
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Post by MonsterX on Jan 6, 2005 22:21:59 GMT -5
Puma?
Puma?!
Don’t be afraid!
Oh, and I was wondering why we don’t have monkey feet. Instead of swinging through the trees with the greatest of ease to get to work I have to walk on my stupid feet with my worthless stubby toes.
I want monkey feet!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 6, 2005 22:27:39 GMT -5
Oh, I really want to be your date, phantom. Here, let me evolve quickly so you can be mine for a quickie behind the dumpster. I really wish my folks could see me now. I didn't say a formal date, just a drink so I could admire your cleavage. Nothing freaky. I wouldn't think a guy who wanted boobs would be so jumpy.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jan 6, 2005 22:35:26 GMT -5
I'm not really this sarcastic. It's a horrible speech disability I've had for my ENTIRE life. I really want to be your friend. Please don't go. I'm so lonely!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 6, 2005 22:37:21 GMT -5
Hey, I think this thread is getting spamy. I started it out very serious.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jan 6, 2005 22:38:17 GMT -5
But you put it in Sloane. Anything goes. What gives?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 6, 2005 22:39:46 GMT -5
I want my flame jet!
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jan 6, 2005 22:40:49 GMT -5
I want mammary glands!
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Post by ratso on Jan 6, 2005 22:40:53 GMT -5
I'm not really this sarcastic. It's a horrible speech disability I've had for my ENTIRE life. I really want to be your friend. Please don't go. I'm so lonely! TAKE ME WITH YOU!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 6, 2005 22:42:10 GMT -5
How about mammary glands with flame jets?
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jan 6, 2005 22:42:31 GMT -5
Before we go any further, I have footnote that the bit I just did about the sarcastic guy was a sketch from KITH.
Continue.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 6, 2005 22:43:19 GMT -5
Before we go any further, I have footnote that the bit I just did about the sarcastic guy was a sketch from KITH. Continue. I knew that.
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