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Post by Unsavory on Jan 7, 2005 1:59:16 GMT -5
I don't mind having nipples. I just think three is too many. It's weird enough that men have nipples at all, but that additional one dead center is just pointless.
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Post by losingmydignity on Jan 7, 2005 2:11:00 GMT -5
I don't mind having nipples. Let us just pause a moment and reflect on what is quoted above.... What the hell is this board coming to!? I want to have retractable teeth, a receptable of some kind for carrying potable water, and an imbilicably attached resusa Annie.
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Post by yousonuva on Jan 7, 2005 8:21:50 GMT -5
I want you all to be my flying monkey slaves.
Kill my pretties! Kill!
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Post by ratso on Jan 7, 2005 8:28:02 GMT -5
I want you all to be my flying monkey slaves. Kill my pretties! Kill!
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Post by siamesesin on Jan 7, 2005 21:22:11 GMT -5
Not to gross you boys out, but to be frank, I'd get rid of my monthly annoyance. Shark teeth would be good, phantom. I'd want the electrical sensory abilities of sharks too. And to be able to swim like a dolphin.
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Post by doctorz on Jan 10, 2005 12:59:17 GMT -5
Why don't humans have sonar like bats and dolphins? We wouldn't get lost in the dark nearly as much. BUT, #1, and I most heartly agree, FLIGHT! Man, that would be great!
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jan 10, 2005 20:56:07 GMT -5
Why don't humans have sonar like bats and dolphins? We wouldn't get lost in the dark nearly as much. BUT, #1, and I most heartly agree, FLIGHT! Man, that would be great! Excellent suggestion. Or at least infrared or ultraviolet vision. Or being able to sense the earth's magnetic poles. I also always wanted taste budes that could detect the component elements of anything I put on my tongue.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 10, 2005 22:04:27 GMT -5
I'd like to be able to eat Mexican food without farting.
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Post by siamesesin on Jan 11, 2005 21:10:40 GMT -5
I'd like to be able to eat Mexican food without farting. Why? That's half the fun. I wish I could teleport like my cat does.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 11, 2005 21:57:54 GMT -5
Why? That's half the fun. I wish I could teleport like my cat does. I wish I could teleport my farts. THEN I COULD RULE THE WORLD!!!!
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Post by Unsavory on Jan 11, 2005 23:43:33 GMT -5
I wish I could teleport my farts. THEN I COULD RULE THE WORLD!!!! You kind of can. All you need is one of those old pog containers.
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