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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 6, 2005 21:30:29 GMT -5
I don't care if you fall on the creation or evolution side there are omissions to the human body that piss me off. Why can't we have teeth like sharks? I don't mean shaped like sharks but when a shark loses a tooth there's another one ready to drop in. Why don't we have a maw full of teeth ready to go? And what about earlids? Oh sure, we all have eyelids but why not earlids. You're playing in as band that's too loud. What do you do? Why close your earlids of course. I don't care if it's creation or evolution, some really good stuff was left out. Oh yeah, and I wish I could shoot 20 ft. flame jets out of my ass. I don't care what you thought or have heard, I can't. But I want to. What's up with that?
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Post by ratso on Jan 6, 2005 21:41:45 GMT -5
I wish I could shoot 20 ft. flame jets out of my ass. I guess you never ate mexican food.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 6, 2005 21:48:50 GMT -5
I guess you never ate mexican food. Of course I have and while noxious fumes may be prevalent 20 ft. flame jets are out of my reach. I want flame jets!
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jan 6, 2005 21:50:47 GMT -5
I think I know a certain scientist in a certain town who can help you, phantom. Glavin!
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Post by MadDog1981 on Jan 6, 2005 21:54:36 GMT -5
Why not just get the steel teeth like Jaws from James Bond?
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jan 6, 2005 21:56:57 GMT -5
Those are cool but they would rust eventually. And how do you floss those things?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 6, 2005 21:57:45 GMT -5
Why not just get the steel teeth like Jaws from James Bond? No no. I'm not talking about surgical solutions. I want it built in to my DNA. Aim high!
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Post by MadDog1981 on Jan 6, 2005 21:58:47 GMT -5
I want some freaking sharks with some freaking laser beams.
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Post by Mr. Atari on Jan 6, 2005 21:59:55 GMT -5
Wings.
Seriously. Why can't we fly?
And I think the sticky, suction-cup fingers of a gecko would be pretty cool. But they'd need to retract, otherwise it could get messy.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jan 6, 2005 22:00:16 GMT -5
I want to have all the powers of a puma! Like the Puma Man!
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Post by MadDog1981 on Jan 6, 2005 22:01:18 GMT -5
Does anyone remember that cartoon from the 80s called Bravestar. He had a bunch of animal powers.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 6, 2005 22:02:09 GMT -5
I want to have all the powers of a puma! Like the Puma Man! Everything so far has been pretty reasonable but that's just silly talk.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jan 6, 2005 22:05:26 GMT -5
Everything so far has been pretty reasonable but that's just silly talk. What? You want teeth, sampo wants wings, I want to fly like a moron. No problem there.
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Post by MadDog1981 on Jan 6, 2005 22:05:58 GMT -5
I want to be put into a robot body and call myself the Barbobot.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jan 6, 2005 22:07:45 GMT -5
Not so fast, Adrienne. It's my robot body and it is called the Sparkamus Prime!
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