Creation/Evolution Omissions

[colemanfrancisfan]

phantomengineer said:

How about mammary glands with flame jets?

That would be a hybrid of us two evolutionimized humans.

[Phantom Engineer]

colemanfrancisfan said:

That would be a hybrid of us two evolutionimized humans.

That would make those grabby buggers keep their hands to themselves.

[colemanfrancisfan]

phantomengineer said:

That would make those grabby buggers keep their hands to themselves.

Grabby Buggers? Is that a porn name?

Woops, wrong thread.

[Phantom Engineer]

colemanfrancisfan said:

Grabby Buggers? Is that a porn name?

Woops, wrong thread.

Wrong thread.

[ratso]

Im lost I don't know what thread im in anymore..
I WANT MY MOMMY!


AHHHH so does Phantom!

[Phantom Engineer]

Ratso said:

Im lost I don't know what thread im in anymore..
I WANT MY MOMMY!


AHHHH so does Phantom!

Yes, I want your mommy too.

[colemanfrancisfan]

phantomengineer said:

Yes, I want your mommy too.

Hey, I thought you were married!

[Phantom Engineer]

colemanfrancisfan said:

Hey, I thought you were married!

Not that I can recall.

[colemanfrancisfan]

Oh yeah, nevermind. I think I was talking about someone else.

[Slick's ghost]

Earlids would be awesome. Wings, definitely. Boobs, I'll take three. Gills would be cool. Another pair of arms might come in handy. LOL LOL LOL LOL Sorry. Uh...I want a window I can roll down when I get hot.

[Unsavory]

You people are far too demanding. I'm fine with what I have. I would however like things to be structured differently. For example, it seems stupid to have the intestines on the inside of the body when they could hang out of my shirt and be used to hook onto things and choke people. I'd also have more direct control over my digestion, as I could help manually squeeze food through the pipes using my hands.

[mummifiedstalin]

I've always thought that feet could have been made more attractive. And hair's just pretty gross, when you think about it.

And I want four arms. And no male nipples.

[Mr. Atari]

I would like the ability to rotate my head 360 degrees like an owl or Linda Blair.

Telepathy would be good, too. But only if I could turn it off. I don't want to know what everyone's thinking all the time.

And I want to decide who lives and who dies.

[mummifiedstalin]

sampo said:

And I want to decide who lives and who dies.

Oh, honey, I don't know...

Telepathy would be good, too. But only if I could turn it off. I don't want to know what everyone's thinking all the time.

There was a bit about that in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It was a planet that was cursed with telepathy. Before that, they were incredibly happy. But after telepathy, they had to talk incessantly about the weather and the last soccer game to keep themselves from transmitting every thought that occurred to them.

And even better, here's the quote:

The Belcerebon people of Kakrafoon used to cause great resentment and insecurity among neighboring races by being one of the most enlightened, accomplished and, above all, quiet civilizations in the Galaxy.

As a punishment for this behavior, which was held to be offensively self-righteous and provocative, a Galactic Tribunal inflicted on them that most cruel of all social diseases, telepathy. Consequently, in order to prevent themselves broadcasting every slightest thought that crosses their minds to everyone within a five-mile radius, they now have to talk very loudly and continuously about the weather, their little aches and pains, the match this afternoon and what a noisy place Kakrafoon has suddenly become.

[Ator]

I want sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!!!