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Post by spacechief on Apr 12, 2006 2:47:49 GMT -5
"Paint-Thinnerella: A Story About Life" coming next Valentine's Day
Plot: A disaster at a nuclear waste site starts causing the city of San Francisco to melt due to extreme heat. In this wonderful musical comedy, the world rejoices as one of it's most annoying cities dies a horrible, agonizing, death.
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Post by regalo on Apr 12, 2006 5:48:37 GMT -5
"The Handkerchief Chronicles: Diary of a Dying Brain Cell" (To forget is just one sniff away)
Plot: Two very strange time travelers go back and forth through history witnessing some of the most famous catastophic events for their own personal entertainment. In this episode of an ongoing television series they park their famous chairs on an iceberg, eat hamburgers, drink soda, and play rock and roll music, and make inter-dimensional cell-phone calls as they wait for the Titanic to arrive.
Note: Ahhh, sorry, we must have posted at the same time. The next person is gonna have to come up with two titles. How's that?
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Post by Miss Interoceter on Apr 12, 2006 8:59:31 GMT -5
Bay City Melters Harold and Kumar's Time Traveling Extravaganza Across the 97th Dimension With Hilarity-Episode 12 "You Got Ship in My Ice!"
Crap. Now I have to come up with a plot.
A bored house wife witnesses a murder in her upscale neighborhood and before she can call the police or her maid she is spotted by the assassins.
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Post by spacechief on Apr 12, 2006 10:13:24 GMT -5
"Dial H for Housewife" June 31st, 2006
Plot: A young boy witnesses a bank robbery and realizes that it was his older sister who was doing the robbing. Now the roles of annoying little brother and bossy big sister are escalated into a thrilling game of cops and robbers.
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Post by regalo on Apr 12, 2006 14:35:15 GMT -5
"Siblings: The Armageddon Game" (Spring 2006. Do Unto Sis Before She Does Unto You)
Plot: Johnny Depp stars in the first darkly romantic comedy to be directed by George A. Romero. A nightwatchman falls in love with a female ghost that haunts a corridor in the hotel where he works. He decides to follow into the afterlife by committing suicide but cannot make up his mind how to go about offing himself. Hilarity ensues when attempt after attempt ends in utter failure.
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Post by wedestroymyths on Apr 12, 2006 22:34:54 GMT -5
"Dying to See You" (A New George Romero Plot Coming to a Theater near you!)
plot: A young woman is devastated after being dumped by her boyfriend of 8 years only to rediscover her roots and identity after befriending a transgender knitting group.
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Post by Donna SadCat Lady on Apr 12, 2006 23:06:42 GMT -5
"Dying to See You" (A New George Romero Plot Coming to a Theater near you!) (Good one, WMD!) plot: A young woman is devastated after being dumped by her boyfriend of 8 years only to rediscover her roots and identity after befriending a transgender knitting group. The Stitch 'n' Bitch Gang Strikes Back - knit one, purl two at a theater near you! In a post-apocalypticish world gone mad, a lone young samurai warrior is befriended by a stern yet lovely lady sheriff of the Ancient West. Together they battle the forces of evil as they seek to free their world from demonic robot tyranny.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Apr 12, 2006 23:45:19 GMT -5
Satano-robo II: Chaps of Fury this Fall at nearby Theater!
A young boy finds more adventure than he bargained for when the local factory begins churning out mind-controlling, sentient breakfast foods! Will he be able to uncover the plot in time to save the world?
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Post by spacechief on Apr 13, 2006 3:40:41 GMT -5
"Snap, Crackle, Dominate!" popping into theaters this Christmas
Plot: Bruce Willis stars as an average guy in an average world who just goes around blowing stuff up trying to relive his thrills from Armageddon and the Die Hard movies.
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Post by regalo on Apr 13, 2006 5:30:42 GMT -5
"Boom Boom Bruce Blows Brooklyn Bridge Bigtime" (Imitatiing art at a theater near you this Summer)
Plot: A man walks down the streets of New York with his finger up his nose just to see what people will say. Most people just look at him disgustedly. However, someone takes great displeasure and shoots him dead. A detective is sent in to discover whom the guilty party was that shot Booger Bob.
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Post by spacechief on Apr 13, 2006 7:21:26 GMT -5
"West Side Story II: The Jets Get Bored" sequeling into theaters sometime this summer
Plot: In an alternate universe the USSR won the space race to the moon and planted their garish red flag on the moon. Distant aliens see this is a threat and send their fleet to destroy the moon.
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Post by regalo on Apr 13, 2006 19:44:42 GMT -5
"Sputnikmageddon" (May Day 2006)
Plot: A robot superintendent will not heed the demands of its boss, an evil landlord, who wants to evict his tenants so he can sell the property to a highrise construction company. The decent robot goes on a repair spree and the landlord must destroy it before the work is expertly completed and the building in need of fixing is deemed liveable.
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Post by wedestroymyths on Apr 14, 2006 1:35:07 GMT -5
"Spackle Against the Machine" (Beep)
Plot: A long distance romance occurs over some internet networking service such as myspace. The romance evolves through the eyes of Jenny, the female protagonist who is excited to finally meet Craig, her mysterious internet lover--who actually turns out to be Martha, a fifty-eight year old dental hygenist. Jenny is disappointed but is really in love with Craig/Jenny so she sleeps with her, only to find out...er...um...anyone seen The Crying Game?
(have I mentioned this is the best message board game ever?!?)
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Post by regalo on Apr 14, 2006 4:27:35 GMT -5
"You've Got Mail II: She's a He" (This Valentine's Day Love is a Battlefield)
Plot: A computer geek who loves quoting lines from movies falls in love with the newest young movie star to come out of Hollywood and decides to stalk her, only to find out that she is secretly a state of the art computer simulation. So, he hacks into the Hollywood offices of Byte Pictures and steals the data that is the love of his life. Now he's on the run from men in black sunglasses.
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Post by spacechief on Apr 14, 2006 4:40:47 GMT -5
"Romeo and JPEGet" poorly ripping of Shakespeare soon
Plot: A totally unsuccesful movie director starts a project on a movie version of a classic 1960's TV show. However soon he is being haunted by the dead castmembers of this show who would rather steal his soul than allow him to make this movie
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