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Post by regalo on Apr 6, 2006 18:49:51 GMT -5
It's simple ... You come up with a plot and the next person has to find a grand (and hopefully humorous) title for your movie, then that person writes a plot and it continues on that way ... If it catches on, that is ...
PLOT: Several Hollywood writers find the key to writing blockbuster films, a computer that can predict the outcome (success) of any script. Trouble is, they have to kill each other to get their greedy hands on it.
Name My Movie ...
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 10, 2006 23:04:46 GMT -5
'The Life and Times of Sony Pictures Execs' coming this fall.
Plot: I go insane and start randomly collecting garbage only so I can throw it out later so I can satisfy my compulsion to clean.
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Post by regalo on Apr 11, 2006 4:10:53 GMT -5
"Don Quixote and the Refuse of Gloom" (coming soon to a theater near you)
Plot: A regular house-cat gets doused with a strange glowing liquid that falls off the back of a passing truck and evolves into a very intelligent being that can verbalize its thoughts, but, is slowly going insane and possibly murderous. It's the next step in evolution gone horribly wrong.
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Post by spacechief on Apr 11, 2006 4:18:52 GMT -5
"Feline 2.0" coming this Labor Day weekend
Plot: The entire planet of earth goes through a time portal and appears 1,000 years in the past. Now there are two earths rotating at the same time making a terrible dance of death that will result in the annihilation of two planets unless scientists can bring the futuristic Earth back to it's proper place in time
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Post by regalo on Apr 11, 2006 10:39:41 GMT -5
"When Worlds Collide: Salvation" (Coming through A Time-Warp Straight to DVD)
Plot: Two karate schools in a big city go head-to-head in an official martial arts competition. The side that loses decides to get even and burn down the winners' karate school. This results in an all-out battle of fists and wits that makes Kill Bill look like a Disney film.
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Post by wedestroymyths on Apr 11, 2006 10:48:35 GMT -5
"Karate Kid Begins"
Plot: A young teacher takes a job at an inner city day care where he/she touches the lives of many children. One of thie children, however, becomes obsessed with the new inspiring teacher and stalks him/her. No one can leave or enter the theater during the thrilling conclusion!
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Apr 11, 2006 10:50:49 GMT -5
"Karate Kidz: Urban Wars!"
Plot: A millionaire decides that he wants to open up a casino. The theme: computers! But when he doesn't hacker-proof his paycheck, will the Russian Mafia decide that he needs to pay up...with his life?!?!?!?!?!?!
-Edit
Dangit, double post!
My old plot stays. My new title: "Homework: Cruel Beginnings!"
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Post by spacechief on Apr 11, 2006 13:13:00 GMT -5
"The House Always Wins" slinking into theaters this summer
Plot: In an exchange of foreign students little Bobby Walters gets sent to a new country: HELL! Bobby tries to survive the perils of the underworld as his school is terrorized by their guest student: Beezlebub himself.
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Post by Miss Interoceter on Apr 11, 2006 16:47:47 GMT -5
Beverly Hells - 90666
Two brothers rob a bank then head to Disneyland where a deadly game of cat and mouse awaits them.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Apr 11, 2006 17:12:53 GMT -5
"Disney Bucks Not Accepted"
A car of students learning to drive after school one day get more than they bargained for when their driving instructor takes them down a detour...TO MARS!
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Post by regalo on Apr 11, 2006 23:50:53 GMT -5
"Rocket Dudes: License to Zoom" (Arriving on your planet this Thanksgiving)
Plot: A circus comes to a small town and the tents are all suddenly empty come opening day. Everyone is missing! A group of investigators is sent in to find out what has become of the circus people. What horrors await them?
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Post by wedestroymyths on Apr 11, 2006 23:57:05 GMT -5
"Clownibal" (picking your bones next Halloween).
Plot: A short order cook at a truck stop on the interstate arrives to work late during a breakfast rush. Hurried to fill the orders of hungry truckers, he cuts his finger off while slicing potatoes and tries to get to the nearest hospital--which isn't all that near--in time to have the finger reattached. Hillarity ensues as we follow our fingerless chef's realtime odyssey to be whole again.
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Post by regalo on Apr 12, 2006 0:07:58 GMT -5
"Pressed for Time: A day in the Life of a Severed Finger" (This Summer ... we'll all feel we lost something important)
Plot: A new form of rabies is spreading fast through an inner city school. The kids rush out of their classrooms into the streets and start biting total strangers. The military is called in to put a stop to the growing threat. Meanwhile, an inner city comedy club is making money telling jokes about the horrible disease.
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 12, 2006 1:21:58 GMT -5
'How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Rabies' (Coming this Arbor Day to a theatre near you)
Plot: Someone craps their pants and makes a movie about it. This is the saga of the movie-making process.
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Post by wedestroymyths on Apr 12, 2006 2:01:02 GMT -5
"Michael Bay: A Professional Biography" (This Grandparent's Day, Have a Nice Poo With Hollywood's...er...finest)
Plot: Members of a high school drum line make a bet to see who can make a goth kid of their choice the most popular. It's all fun and games until one of the goth kids finds out and turns to huffing paint thinner to drown his/her sorrows.
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