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Post by Miss Interoceter on Apr 14, 2006 8:32:54 GMT -5
"The Bewitching of Coleman Francis" (By the way, I loved Romeo and JPEGet, that was beautiful!)
A brick layer dreams of starting his own band even though he can't sing or play an instrument. He enlists some of his construction friends to help make his dream come true and after much hardship and practice they get accepted by the local radio station to play at the local battle of the bands contest where they meet a psycho stalker girl, lose the contest and all go back to their regular jobs, sadder and not much wiser. But that psycho stalker girl still stalks them. TO THEIR DEATHS!
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Post by regalo on Apr 14, 2006 9:36:38 GMT -5
"Dream Followers: The Rise and Fall of The Steppingstones" (Music, Madness and Money Never Sounded So ... Murderous)
Plot: An airplane is struck by lightning. A ship sinks at sea. A car goes over a cliff. And a baby dies in its crib. In the tradition of "Bug", and "I Heart Huckabees", all things are inter-connected. What is the connection between the old man at the bus stop and the little boy killing beetles by the rose bushes? Why is film director David Lynch pulling out his hair? Don't miss this surrealistic journey that delves into the thin line between truth and madness. This film contains the year's best catchphrase sure to be on the lips of everyone who sees it ... "Random events don't mean anything, they mean everything." Special Sneak Preview Thursday Night.
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Post by Miss Interoceter on Apr 14, 2006 21:14:54 GMT -5
"The Portuguese Valise" coming this Arbor Day.
A photographer's camera keeps capturing images of people with looks of terror on their faces. It's up to him to put the pieces together and find out who is attacking all these people and how he can stop it. But that answer may be too shocking, even for him. (Cause he's actually a maniac and the one doing the terrorizing, but we're not putting that part in the commercial, see?) (Y'know, there's the possibility some Hollywood hack writer would see all these and say, "OMG! Brilliant!" Which is sad.)
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Post by wedestroymyths on Apr 14, 2006 21:23:00 GMT -5
"Photophrenia" (Coming into Focus this Christmas)
A group of cats living in a city dump are attacked by a group of dogs, angry about the cats' presence in the dump, which also happens to be the dogs' homeland.
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Post by regalo on Apr 15, 2006 18:41:02 GMT -5
"Claws Versus Paws" (This September we bring out the animal in you)
Plot: A New York City cab driver finds a screenplay someone lost in his cab. It has no name or address and no one comes to claim it. He decides to read it and realizes the main character is him and that the story is the story of his life and that things start to happen around him that are predicted by the screenplay. It also says he will meet an untimely death. How does an average man say goodbye to his loved ones, makes amends with those he's wronged, and set his affairs in order before facing his inevitable departure?
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Post by wedestroymyths on Apr 15, 2006 22:31:47 GMT -5
"Leave the Meter Running" (Hail a Cab this Thanksgiving).
A Sad, lonely man, late in life finds out that he has a long lost grandchild. This is particularly odd as he didn't know that he had a child of his own. The man goes to meet his grandson who turns out to be a prodigous composer and painter at the age of 13, only to find that both of the childs parents are dead. This quirky dark comedy then focuses on the old man's attempts to get to know the memory of the child's parents just in case one of them actually was his own kid. (take that, Wes Anderson!)
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Post by regalo on Apr 16, 2006 3:31:04 GMT -5
"The Prodigy of My Progeny" (DNA-testing its way to your heart this August)
Plot: A notorius internet group that calls itself The Spam Scam and Scram Network finds itself finds itself being unwillingly forced to become a legitimate business when their aging leader suddenly gets a conscience.
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Post by spacechief on Apr 17, 2006 4:26:37 GMT -5
"Fwd: Spam Inc. Is Now Open!" coming at a so soon it's too good to be true
Plot: The Prime Minister of Canada gets tired of all the stupid Canadian jokes and arms all of his hockey players to wage war against the US. Now an international hockey tournament will become a game of death.
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Post by regalo on Apr 17, 2006 5:39:59 GMT -5
"Sudden DeathGame 2000" (Canada Versus America in a hockey match to end all hockey matches)
Plot: A mysterious creature stalks and kills the crew and passengers of a nuclear super-submarine that has been converted into a cruise-sub meant only for vacationing.
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Post by spacechief on Apr 17, 2006 7:11:34 GMT -5
"Deep Trouble" (Underwater, people can hear you scream.... but not very well)
Plot: Mankind develops deep space travel and discover that there is life on Mars. It turns out that all the abduction stories have been true and in retaliation Earth abducts hundreds of Martians. However as the Martians are being transported to Earth to be put into prison an asteroid smashes into Earth destroying it. Now the crew's only choice is to return to Mars. Can they find some way to remain the victors or will earth's last beings be enslaved (it's a long plot, I know, but it is very complicated, kind of like a Michael Bay movie)
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Post by Miss Interoceter on Apr 17, 2006 17:07:15 GMT -5
Little Green Men (making contact 6.18.2006)
A young flier crashes high in the Alps during WW2. A young woman and her family find him and nurse him back to health and the two inevitably fall in love. But when he learns of her family's true identity and who their Nazi relatives are, he must decide between love and loyalty.
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Post by regalo on Apr 18, 2006 3:57:06 GMT -5
"Hitler's Cousins and the American Flyboy" (Between love and loyalty lies the choice between tyranny and freedom)*
Plot: Thousands of cartoon characters begin walking off the movie screens across the globe to escape the impending doom of CartoonLand. It's up to a united group of artists and scientists to determine how to stop the annihilation of a world until now was believed to be fictitious and unreal.
*Note: Okay, so it's not funny.
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Post by spacechief on Apr 18, 2006 4:29:17 GMT -5
"Space Jam II: Science not Sports" animating into theaters this summer
Plot: All the world's pencil lead becomes far too brittle and starts breaking on contact with paper. This leads to a rise in pen sale. Young dashing Kurt Guy realizes that the Bic pen corporation is spraying the air with a viruse to destroy all pencils and make pens the ruler of the earth (especially Bic pens). What can Kurt do to stop them?
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Post by wedestroymyths on Apr 18, 2006 10:07:59 GMT -5
"Lead Poisoning" (Get writing this summer!)
Plot: A young baseball player with a heart of gold injures his knee and is sidelined for most of his debut year in the minors. His initial frustration and anger with the situation eventualy dissolves into an uplifting, good natured disposition as the kid--Clint Lockheart, we'll call him--becomes a fan favorite as he sits on the bench (features a cameo from Ken Griffey Jr., who shares several of his own injury stories with the young Clint).
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Post by spacechief on Apr 18, 2006 13:24:03 GMT -5
"The Injury Prone Natural" ("hitting" theaters this month)
Plot: The day before moving out of his house of 20 years a man begins reminiscing on the past. However soon he realizes he can actually travel back in time. Can he right the wrongs he's made... or will he DESTROY the TIMELINE and therefore the UNIVERSE! (the director can't decide if it's going to be an emotional tearjerker or a sci-fi thriller)
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