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Post by p3ngu1n on Feb 15, 2009 21:58:36 GMT -5
giving a cat a bath is like going to a Slayer concert. There's a lot of wetness, hairyness and screeching going on.
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Post by Sheik Yerbouti on Feb 15, 2009 22:38:56 GMT -5
Going to a Slayer concert is like eating a Big Mac: after both, you believe in the existence of Satan.
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Post by Blue Raja on Feb 16, 2009 15:35:37 GMT -5
Eating a Big Mac is like watching MTV - either way, you're supporting clowns.
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Post by dph on Feb 16, 2009 17:45:18 GMT -5
Watching MTV is like eating Crisco straight from the can. It doesn't make sense and its fattening.
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Post by Sheik Yerbouti on Feb 16, 2009 22:14:46 GMT -5
Eating Crisco straight from the can is like falling in love with a prostitute: neither one is good for the heart.
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Post by jkazoolien on Feb 17, 2009 17:44:17 GMT -5
Falling in love with a prostitute is like yelling at a cat: no matter what you say, they won't listen.
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Post by Enoch on Mar 25, 2009 21:19:44 GMT -5
Yelling at a Cat is like spending money on NASA: You think maybe someday it will pay off.
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Post by p3ngu1n on Mar 27, 2009 14:23:04 GMT -5
Spending money on NASA is like memorizing the names of parts of a mealworm. For the knowledge that you gain it wasn't worth the effort and won't help you in life.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Mar 27, 2009 19:07:05 GMT -5
memorizing the names of parts of a mealworm is like flies: both are really hard to grasp with only chopsticks.
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Post by dph on Mar 27, 2009 19:16:31 GMT -5
Flies are like politicians. They're all full of sh**.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Mar 27, 2009 19:18:18 GMT -5
Politicians are like babies: they both cry and winge when they don't get what they want.
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Post by dph on Mar 27, 2009 19:19:25 GMT -5
Babies are like Women. They are needy.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Mar 27, 2009 19:23:11 GMT -5
Women are like the universe. Really vacuous and fat.
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Post by Enoch on Mar 27, 2009 23:12:07 GMT -5
The Universe is Exactly like a large bag of Cheeto's: As much as you want you can't take it all in.
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Post by jkazoolien on Mar 28, 2009 19:55:15 GMT -5
A Large Bag of Cheeto's is like an Air Supply song: cheesy, yet oddly satisfying.
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