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Post by Krista on Nov 17, 2007 3:14:17 GMT -5
If I could choke any musician in the world, it would for sure be Glenn Danzig.
Sure, I like some of the Misfits stuff, Samhain stuff, maybe one or two of just Danzig songs... but man do I wish I could choke him. He is just such an arrogant... uh... male genetalia that is way overrated and irrational. First of all, most of his lyrics are retarded. Second of all, he thinks he's the greatest thing. Third of all, (*waiting for any Misfits fans to stab me*) I thought American Psycho was a good album-- maybe it's my favorite Misfits album because Glenn Danzig wasn't present, and it actually has sound quality.
I don't wish for him to die, but if he did... oh well.
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Post by hopesfall on Nov 17, 2007 4:43:20 GMT -5
Bono. What a douche.
And oh so many others.
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Nov 17, 2007 5:34:40 GMT -5
(*totally thinking about stabbing Krista, then realizing that i can totally understand how one could dislike Danzig, plus she likes Fugazi....so...she's safe*for now!! ) WOW....uhhhmmm I was gonna say Bono!!...geeeezzz!! Courtney Love. HANDS DOWN!!!! i'd LOVE to choke her with my bare hands!!! Or i could slowly pull out her fingernails one by one with rusty pliers..maybe i could just repeatedly bounce her face off of my knee..knock out her teeth...hit her upside the head with a ball peen hammer... i could go on & on....but i'll stop.
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Post by Pierre Trudeau on Nov 19, 2007 12:55:07 GMT -5
I can't believe Edward Norton dated Courtney Love for two years...
Anywho, I would choke Phil Collins. I hate the dude. His songs are whiny, Keith Moon wasn't cold yet and Phil called Pete Townshend wanting his spot, his songs are whiny and he looks like he has a shaved hoo hoo on his head. I didn't like him with Genesis either.
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Post by Lounge Lizard on Nov 19, 2007 17:43:17 GMT -5
I really, REALLY wish I could choke the crap out of Neil Diamond!! I don't like his whole "I'm a macho man with a rugid voice and hairy chest and I love it!" thing. And I wish I could choke anyone in Maroon 5.
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Post by wereworm on Nov 19, 2007 18:04:22 GMT -5
I wouldn't choke Phil Collins because that would make his puppet mad.
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Post by kisskicker99 on Nov 20, 2007 14:37:43 GMT -5
I would choke Phil Collins. I hate the dude. His songs are whiny, Keith Moon wasn't cold yet and Phil called Pete Townshend wanting his spot, his songs are whiny and he looks like he has a shaved hoo hoo on his head. I didn't like him with Genesis either. You know, I sort of like Phil Collins, but I have to admit that the whiny songs get on my nerves after a while.
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Post by terry on Nov 20, 2007 14:39:43 GMT -5
I'd personally like to choke every single memeber of Nickelback. Several times over.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Nov 20, 2007 14:57:45 GMT -5
Let's rephrase it, is there any musician I don't wish I could choke?
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Post by Bix Dugan on Nov 20, 2007 15:13:05 GMT -5
I'm not too familiar with Danzig, but I remember a Beavis and Butthead episode that featured him. Wasn't he all muscled up, and showing it off?
If you'd like to see Phil Collins in pain, get GTA Vice City Stories. Part of the plotline has to do with being his bodyguard / driver in a few missions. So if you don't try hard enough, he will have a over-stage lighting gantry fall right on the whole band. They even let you re-visit the concert later on. On the PSP version, you can lob Molotov Cocktails at the stage. His bandmates die a fiery death, but Phil just keeps running around in the flames, shrieking all the way!
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Post by Chuck on Nov 20, 2007 20:04:10 GMT -5
I'd like to choke Kenny G.
Just for fun.
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Post by Don Quixote on Nov 20, 2007 21:03:34 GMT -5
Yeah! Let's see him circular breathe his way out of THAT!
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Post by Krista on Nov 21, 2007 21:09:16 GMT -5
Neil Diamond isn't a bad choice.
My mom won free tickets to one of his concerts so I went with her. Bad choice. My mom was even bored. He played all of his slow songs and then sauntered around the stage telling stories about how back in the day he had problems paying his mortgage bills.
However, I give him props for being able to stay up on stage for as long as his show was and not need a break ever.
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Post by mccloud on Nov 21, 2007 21:45:58 GMT -5
Lars Ulrich
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Post by kisskicker99 on Nov 23, 2007 14:10:39 GMT -5
I don't want to choke her, but I want to choke several of Mariah Carey's fans, even though that sounds terrible. They're very annoying and they act as if liking Mariah is a justifiable reason to act like a bunch of loons. I know that before her breakdown she acted kind of nutty, but she has matured since then and I wish her fans would catch up.
Yes, I do listen to her music, but it's more or less a guilty pleasure.
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