Two missionaries are caught deep in the heart of the jungle and dragged by the natives to the tribe leader.
"Because you have trespassed on our land, you must be punished!" Cried the Tribe leader. "However, since I am a fair and merciful man, I will give you a choice of punishment, either Death or Oogu."
The first missionary steps forward. "I sure as heck don't want to die. I choose Oogu!"
"Very well, Oogu it is!" Says the tribe leader, and soon, the natives drag the missionary over to a pit and toss him in, burying him up to his neck in dirt. They then proceed to pour honey on his face and head and let the fire ants crawl all over him. This goes on for two straight days before finally, the natives drag the missionary out of the pit, and the poor schmuck goes off, babbling crazily and stumbling away.
"Now you..." The tribe leader said, pointing to the second missionary. "...What do you choose as your punishment?"
"Well, after seeing that, I'd rather choose death!" says the second missionary.
"Very well, death it is!" Says the tribe leader. After a moment of silence, he then adds "But first...Oogu!"
I saw a Gilbert Godfried special and he told this same joke, but his version would've gotten Dr. Ted banned...YIKES!
Whats the difference between an epileptic farmer and a prostitute with diahrrea?
Well, the farmer shucks between fits...
Last Edit: Sept 25, 2008 19:05:02 GMT -5 by Bix Dugan
1. Joel- Do you (or a fellow CT writer) really listen to Howard 100? If so, the next movie that CT riffs on, AND features a little person, please throw out an "Eric The Midget" reference...
Bix Dugan-- Yes, actually I do, and in “The Oozing Skull” there is a reference to “Eric the Midget”, but I guess you didn’t catch it. I sort of got my Dorro voice from listening to Fred Norris
Post by Trumpy Dumpy's Salvation Army on Oct 1, 2008 8:33:36 GMT -5
A blonde woman decided to go fishing one day. She loaded up her equipment and drove out to a corn field. She put her boat in the corn field and began to cast. Just then another woman, also blonde, was driving by and noticed the woman fishing in a cornfield. She pulled over and started shaking her fist at the woman in the boat. She screamed, "You stupid b****! It's women like you who give us blondes a bad name! If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass!"
Trumpy Dumpy sat on a wall Trumpy Dumpy had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men Realized that Trumpy was drunk again. ~Truck Farmer