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Post by ometiklon on Nov 25, 2009 22:33:59 GMT -5
As the camera is filming Cal's Groin. For This Island Earth: Servo: Recognize Me now Ruth?
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Post by Continuing Legend on Nov 26, 2009 0:02:20 GMT -5
Diabolik
Diabolik: What do you want for your birthday? Crow, as Diabolik's girlfriend: Something non-penis.
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Post by Hellcat on Nov 26, 2009 1:17:14 GMT -5
From the "Once Upon A Honeymoon" short:
As the husband is trying to write the song: Crow: Ah, let's see. What rhymes with "blue balls?"
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Post by mrmeadows on Dec 5, 2009 15:08:45 GMT -5
From the "Once Upon A Honeymoon" short: As the husband is trying to write the song: Crow: Ah, let's see. What rhymes with "blue balls?" Yeah, I just saw that on the DVD and was coming here to mention it, too! I'm actually kind of surprised they got away with that. Pretty blatant for them. (But funny.)
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Post by Continuing Legend on Dec 5, 2009 15:55:11 GMT -5
From Terror from the year 5000, when the boat stalls. "Sorry. I've got a really old Johnson here. And the motor doesn't work either. Thank you!" In Devil Fish, there are a bunch of references to "Evinrude," such as "he's grabbing his Evinrude," etc. see, Evinrude is a brand of motor just like "Johnson," so... it's a hidden dirty joke.
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Post by Continuing Legend on Dec 6, 2009 15:06:36 GMT -5
Just thought of another one, when the astronaut guy shrinks in Phantom Planet:
"Oh, why did THAT have to shrink twice as much as the rest of me?"
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Post by mylungswereaching on Dec 6, 2009 15:52:35 GMT -5
From War of the Colossal east
"I'm sorry I took so long"
Crow "Braggard"
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Post by captainlavender on Dec 9, 2009 0:54:07 GMT -5
In Werewolf, there's that whole scene with creepy guy drugging the security guard with champagne which includes Mike saying
"Come on, sweep that werewolf skeleton off the table and give in to the passion!"
Then later he wakes up the guard after dosing him, and this takes place:
Creepy guy: "Are you okay?" One of the bots: "Yeah. Well, my underpants are on backwards..."
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Post by Continuing Legend on Dec 11, 2009 16:10:54 GMT -5
Eegah:
Roxy: Dad, I've got the funniest feeling. Joel: Downstairs.
I didn't remember that one. A little dirtier than usual from Joel.
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Post by Diet Kolos on Dec 12, 2009 20:19:20 GMT -5
From Warrior of the Lost World, in the Bitter Sweet-Hearts sketch:
"It's blue!?!"
Do I have a dirty mind or is that ACTUALLY a dirty joke?
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Post by Bix Dugan on Dec 13, 2009 9:41:43 GMT -5
I thought the "It's blue" line was a reference to a home-pregnancy test, as in "I'm pregnant"...
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Post by Diet Kolos on Dec 13, 2009 14:39:51 GMT -5
I thought the it meant "pegnant" when it turned pink?
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Post by mrsphyllistorgo on Dec 14, 2009 13:15:15 GMT -5
Just thought of this one:
In The Corpse Vanishes, Professor Lorenz is berating the housekeeper for having so many deformed freak sons for him to kill/abandon.
Joel: That's what you get for being a sideshow passaround!
WOAH! Pretty strong stuff, especially from sweet Joeleenie!
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Post by ramasha007 on Dec 14, 2009 18:07:58 GMT -5
I thought the "It's blue" line was a reference to a home-pregnancy test, as in "I'm pregnant"... That's exactly what it did mean.
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Post by fathermushroom on Dec 17, 2009 20:40:01 GMT -5
Not dirty, but my favorite Bittersweetheart is "Like a Brother."
Too much personal experience, I guess.
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