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Post by Bart Fargo on Mar 30, 2004 14:22:14 GMT -5
Yo mama's so fat that she uses the ocean as a slip'n' slide.
Yo mama's so dumb she feeds birth control pills to storks.
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Post by otrfan on Mar 30, 2004 14:32:10 GMT -5
"Yo momma's so fat, she put on a pair of BVD's and it spelled out 'boulevard'.
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Post by al27 on Mar 30, 2004 14:52:25 GMT -5
Yo momma's so fat, she chased a school bus down the street screaming "Stop that Twinkie!"
-al27
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 30, 2004 15:11:28 GMT -5
Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Mar 30, 2004 16:46:37 GMT -5
Yo mama is so ugly that when she's about to put a paper bag over her face it runs away screaming
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Post by Ator on Mar 31, 2004 1:52:41 GMT -5
Yo' Momma is so poor, when I walked in the front door, I walked into the back yard.
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Post by MonsterX on Mar 31, 2004 2:04:28 GMT -5
Yo mama so fat, when I threw a rock at her it started to orbit.
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Post by Hellcat on Mar 31, 2004 2:36:21 GMT -5
Yo Momma is so dumb, it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Mar 31, 2004 16:57:26 GMT -5
Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on a one piece it snaps into a bikini
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 31, 2004 19:36:32 GMT -5
Yo mama so fat she gotta iron her underwear on the driveway.
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Post by al27 on Apr 1, 2004 9:44:42 GMT -5
Yo Momma's so fat, shes got a wristwatch on each hand, one for both time zones!
-al27
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Post by al27 on Apr 1, 2004 9:45:24 GMT -5
Yo momma's so fat, shes got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
-al27
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 1, 2004 9:48:16 GMT -5
a couple stolen from Rodney Dangerfield:
Your mamma's so fat she left a ring aroud the lake
your mamma's so fat she once wore high heels and struck oil.
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Post by otrfan on Apr 1, 2004 16:31:49 GMT -5
Yo momma's so dumb she fell for my April Fools joke.
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Apr 1, 2004 16:39:28 GMT -5
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Pink Floyd is an ice cream flavor
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