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Post by al27 on Mar 29, 2004 12:40:02 GMT -5
I saw the bad jokes thread and thought this one would be fun too. Just submit YO MOMMA jokes.
YO MOMMA is so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters!
Do one or as many as you want, just keep 'em clean. No YO MOMMA is such a whore that... jokes, please.
-al27
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Post by Ator on Mar 29, 2004 14:00:10 GMT -5
Your Momma is so fat, she's on both sides of the family!
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 29, 2004 15:22:39 GMT -5
Yo mama's so ugly see looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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Post by Tranq on Mar 29, 2004 16:43:17 GMT -5
Your momma's so fat, that when she sits on the toilet, the Tidy Bowl man puts on his Ahab costume and starts reading lines from Moby Dick.
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Post by TomServo69 on Mar 29, 2004 16:46:15 GMT -5
Yo momma's so fat, she has to put on her belt with a boomerrang.
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Mar 29, 2004 17:02:20 GMT -5
Yo momma is so dumb when she reads the sign airport left she goes home.
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Post by TomServo69 on Mar 29, 2004 17:05:04 GMT -5
Yo momma's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles, it looks like she has a mouth full of dice.
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Mar 29, 2004 17:10:58 GMT -5
Yo momma is so fat that when she was in the Ms America pagent she was Ms.Arizona,Ms.New Mexico,Ms Colorado,and Ms one half of Utah.
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Post by TheOne19 on Mar 29, 2004 17:35:44 GMT -5
Yo' momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, it takes two trips.
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Post by GizmonicInstitute on Mar 29, 2004 17:39:59 GMT -5
Yo-Yo Ma is such a good cello player, that he can play two while you struggle with one.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 29, 2004 18:02:27 GMT -5
Yo mama's so slutty, I went to KFC with her the other night. I had a leg in one hand and a breast in the other and I didn't even touch the chicken.
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Post by yousonuva on Mar 30, 2004 9:02:43 GMT -5
yo mamma's house is so dirty, her c0ckroaches ride little dunebuggies.
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Post by BobJohnson on Mar 30, 2004 12:41:12 GMT -5
Yo-Mamma's so fat, she plays pool with the planets
Yo Mamma's so fat, when god said "let there be light" he told her to get her fat ass out of the way.
Yo Mamma's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.
Yo Mamma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu
Yo Mamma's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat.
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Post by yousonuva on Mar 30, 2004 12:47:56 GMT -5
Yo mamma's so dumb, she waters the dog and feeds the Cheea Pet.
Yo mamma's so ugly, she gives The Elephant Man nightmares.
Yo mamma's house is so dirty, you gotta wipe your feet when you leave.
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Post by yousonuva on Mar 30, 2004 12:50:22 GMT -5
Yo-Yo Ma is such a good cello player, that he can play two while you struggle with one. lol! took me a while. |
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