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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 2, 2004 17:09:43 GMT -5
Yo mama's so fat she killed the kitten instanly by sitting on it!!
(Ok, I made that up by myself.)
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 2, 2004 20:04:09 GMT -5
Yo mama's so fat she killed the kitten instanly by sitting on it!! (Ok, I made that up by myself.) But where's the irony? Oh, it's over there.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 2, 2004 23:39:49 GMT -5
Yo mama so dumb she took an intelligence test and it came back negative.
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Post by Hellcat on Apr 3, 2004 3:02:07 GMT -5
Yo mamma so fat, when she steped on the scale, it said 'TO BE CONTINUED.'
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Post by BobJohnson on Apr 3, 2004 8:48:30 GMT -5
Yo-Mamma's so dumb she thought a Quarterback was a refund
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Apr 3, 2004 9:13:49 GMT -5
Yo momma's so fat she ate the tires of her car thinking they were cookies.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 3, 2004 17:32:05 GMT -5
Yo momma is so momma that when she momma she momma around the whole momma.
And I mean every momma of it.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 3, 2004 17:35:13 GMT -5
Yo momma so fat she bathes in the Great Lakes!!
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 3, 2004 19:45:23 GMT -5
Yo momma so fat she bathes in the Great Lakes!! I can bathe in the Great Lakes too. size has nothing to do with it.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 4, 2004 13:58:20 GMT -5
I can bathe in the Great Lakes too. size has nothing to do with it. But she HAS to, for she can not fit in a regular bathtub. You could, I hope. So let me rephrase that: Yo momma so fat, she has to bathe in the Great Lakes!!
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 4, 2004 14:44:37 GMT -5
Yo Momma's so fat when she plays king of the hill, she's the hill.
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Post by radagast on Apr 4, 2004 15:01:40 GMT -5
yo momma's teeth are so yellow, traffics slows down when she smiles.
yo momma's so fat, her ass has a separate congressman. (stolen from the Simpsons)
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 4, 2004 15:11:17 GMT -5
Yo mama so ugly she makes Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt.
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Post by Ator on Apr 4, 2004 20:16:30 GMT -5
Your momma is so fat, that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 5, 2004 14:56:37 GMT -5
Yo mama so ugly she makes Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt. To me, Brad Pitt looks a little like a girl.
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