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Post by Ator on Dec 30, 2003 3:59:23 GMT -5
...counter-sue the lawyers for discrimination. After many months in the court system, Manning finally won his claim. Not only did he win the right for supernaturals to dine at all-you-can-eat buffets, he also made millions in the settlement! Now, he can eat alot and pay the Ghostbusters, with money to spare!
Suddenly, he realized how much time he wasted in court. He had to find the ghost of the boy somehow, so his plan was...
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Post by Monstrcaldgamera on Dec 30, 2003 10:31:44 GMT -5
to start a mustard company!
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Dec 30, 2003 12:23:51 GMT -5
The plan was surprisingly effective, because he started the mustard company on top of a graveyard. Within just a few hours, the Ghostbusters were called to make sure that the place was safe. They didn't know about Manning's *other* problem, though.
When the Ghostbusters determined that none of these graves had ghosts coming from them (yet), Manning nervously approached them and asked the Ghostbusters to help track down his lost ghost. The Ghostbusters....
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Post by ash2 on Dec 30, 2003 16:33:29 GMT -5
seeing how important the request was to Manning, quoted a price that even Manning couldn't pay even though he was quite rich from the settlement and the mustard. So Manning, rather then threatning the Ghostbusters with physical harm, (which would have been easier) decided to make more money by...
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Dec 30, 2003 18:17:20 GMT -5
...finding buried treasure! He quickly began asking around the town where his mustard company was set up until he found a few people who were just about to hunt treasure and were looking for a big, strong guy like Manning to help out.
The two people that he found were....
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Post by ash2 on Dec 30, 2003 22:18:31 GMT -5
The Pumaman and Joe Estevez the Soultaker
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Dec 31, 2003 12:46:29 GMT -5
The Soultaker said, "Now then, we are on a mission to find the buried treasure of the pirate Jean Toolbox! Even when accounting for inflation, there's enough money in gold doubloons to make the three of us wealthy for the rest of our lives, provided that we invest wisely, save often and are content with little more than a small two-story house in a city. I, for one, am looking forward to moving out of that stupid ring."
"I have a question," said Manning. "Where does your treasure map say that the treasure is?"
"Well," said the Pumaman. "The treasure is...."
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Post by Monstrcaldgamera on Jan 1, 2004 5:48:52 GMT -5
at Denny's!
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Jan 1, 2004 8:12:00 GMT -5
So the three entities went to Denny's in search of the treasure!
But upon their arrival, they saw a space craft. The two lawyers from Boyd, Dewey, Cheatem and Howe leaned out, grinning.
"Oh no you don't, you superhuman creatures! We lost our jobs because of your friend Manning their, so we've beaten you to the treasure!"
Laughing maniacally, the two lawyers zipped off to the north.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jan 4, 2004 13:17:23 GMT -5
. . . WHOOP THEIR PUNK LAWYER ASSES!!!
Then he took the Hovercraft and tried to fly to New York, but he was so big that the hovercraft exploded. Then everyone in the streets of Chicago gathered around him and took pictures and stuff. Soon he was famous, known as the big fat supehuman guy who broke a Hovercraft. He hung out with Arnold Schwarznegger and make love to Britney Spears. But, fifteen mintues later, he was no longer famous. So then he. . .
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jan 4, 2004 13:19:19 GMT -5
Um. . . sorry. I din't relized there was a second page. My partb of the stroy pick up tfrom the last post on the first page.
Ignore me and move on.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Jan 5, 2004 14:39:23 GMT -5
<OOC>
Nah, it's okay. You can just post from where the story left off on this page. I can't continue, since I left the last installment.
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Post by ash2 on Jan 6, 2004 13:09:46 GMT -5
So our three chums came up with another money making sceme. "Santa," Manning said "he must be rich, how else could he afford to make all those damn kids toys every year."
"Yeah lets rob him," said Pumaman
"Aren't you a superhero?" asked the Soultaker.
"Well, when my girlfriend left me for Lyle Lovette, I turned to a life of crime."
"Oh, okay cool."
Manning picked up Joe and put him in his pocket and started walking north and the PumaMan started flying in the same direction. Along the way...
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jan 6, 2004 18:10:52 GMT -5
. . .THEY FOUND RABID MONKEYS!
Not only that, but the rabid monkey's worked for Santa. If they destroy the rabid monkeys, they will aide Santa's destruction, along with crack cocaine and hookers!
"Ah, screw it." said Manning, and this time, he whooped their punk monkey asses! However, the Soultaker was bitten by a rabid monkey in the fight. BUT! He sprayed some Windex on it and then he was okay.
Or so he thought. . .
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Post by Torgo on Jan 6, 2004 21:29:39 GMT -5
The Soultaker started humping Pumaman's leg!
Pumaman: Ew! Cooties! Get off!
Soultaker: Can't! Rabid.................Monkey.................made me..........................horney! Got too...
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