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Post by Ator on Jan 9, 2004 4:58:17 GMT -5
The Soultaker started humping Pumaman's leg! Pumaman: Ew! Cooties! Get off! Soultaker: Can't! Rabid.................Monkey.................made me..........................horney! Got too... ...take a cold shower, and then take his soul!!! After his quite relieving shower, he returned to take Pumaman's soul. Unfortunately, Pumaman jumped into the air, hap-hazardly falling around the air (as usual), causing the Soultaker to die of laughter. So, in his memory, Pumaman... |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Jan 18, 2004 16:34:28 GMT -5
....Also took a cold shower and had a lollipop...
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jan 18, 2004 22:04:08 GMT -5
. . . And then he choked on the lollipop while watching a HILAIRIOUS episode of "The Osbornes" and died.
So at the funeral. . . .
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Post by nightfalcawk on Jan 18, 2004 22:28:46 GMT -5
........The Soultaker reveals itself as Mary Kate and Ashley. She then summons Gamera. Pumaman is resurrected and sent to fight Gamera. But Batwoman comes and fights and kills Gamera. She then takes on Zombie Pumaman and Mary Kate and Ashley and.......
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Post by nightfalcawk on Jan 19, 2004 14:28:13 GMT -5
....Mary Kate and Ashley fight and annoy Puma man to death and Torgo comes and....
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Post by Torgo on Jan 19, 2004 14:31:47 GMT -5
....Mary Kate and Ashley fight and annoy Puma man to death and Torgo comes and.... ....punches Pumaman in the mouth. "How dare you!" He said. "How dare you laugh at an episode of the Osbornes!" |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jan 19, 2004 14:32:25 GMT -5
HEY!! NO DOUBLE POSTINGS ON THIS!!!!
Ator, POKE HIM WITH THE STICK.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Jan 20, 2004 19:45:36 GMT -5
...Just as Batwoman tackled him from behind...
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Post by Torgo on Jan 20, 2004 19:56:20 GMT -5
...Just as Batwoman tackled him from behind... "Kiss me!" She said. "I love you! Let's make sweet love!" Torgo almost backed away, but then had an idea. "Only if you're Batgirls can join us." "OK by me." She said as they walked away together. |
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jan 20, 2004 21:36:03 GMT -5
The out of nowhere SHAWN MICHAELS WITH A SUPER KICK, SHAWN MICHAELS WITH A SUPERKICK!!!
He goes for the cover
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We have a new WWF Champion, We have a new WWF champion.
Then...
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Post by Torgo on Jan 20, 2004 23:28:57 GMT -5
BAM! A big beefy fist hits shawn in the face.
"Can you smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell the Rock's sweaty armpits?!"
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Post by nightfalcawk on Jan 21, 2004 15:01:34 GMT -5
Then Batwoman and the batgirls join in on smelling the Rock...
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jan 21, 2004 17:21:50 GMT -5
Then Batwoman and the batgirls join in on smelling the Rock... . . . And they faint from how horrible yet exciting and delightful the smell is. "Aww," said the sad Rock,"That's the fifth time this week!!" Okay, am I the only one who doesn't know what's happening to this story? |
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Post by Torgo on Jan 21, 2004 17:26:42 GMT -5
"Damn you!" Torgo shouted. "I was about to get some! OK, Scorpion King, I'm going to lay the smackdown on your ass!"
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Post by nightfalcawk on Jan 22, 2004 14:53:50 GMT -5
But then Pumaman is revived again and kills the Rock for no apparent reason...
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