Torgo
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Post by Torgo on Jan 22, 2004 16:45:52 GMT -5
But then Pumaman is revived again and kills the Rock for no apparent reason... "Wait a minuite." Said Pumaman "I'm too much of a puss to kill anybody. The Rock arises in front of him. "Oh poopie." |
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jan 22, 2004 18:03:58 GMT -5
"Wait a minuite." Said Pumaman "I'm too much of a puss to kill anybody. The Rock arises in front of him. "Oh poopie." Then Mitchell begins to come and make the save. |
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jan 22, 2004 18:04:16 GMT -5
Wait he's still coming
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jan 22, 2004 18:04:31 GMT -5
Just a little more
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jan 22, 2004 18:05:04 GMT -5
He's ran 10 feet
He's passed out
Mitchell's back up and waddleing to Pumaman's save
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jan 22, 2004 18:05:30 GMT -5
Okay we're half way there
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jan 22, 2004 18:05:56 GMT -5
Just a couple of more minutes
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jan 22, 2004 18:07:45 GMT -5
Mitchell finally arrives. But Pumaman is dead because the Rock killed him 80 years ago, The Rock is also dead. Pretty much everyone is gone then
SON OF PUMAMAN!!!!
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Post by nightfalcawk on Jan 22, 2004 18:11:42 GMT -5
Instantly dies...
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jan 22, 2004 19:07:00 GMT -5
and leaves a large urine stain. Then Mitchell meets the deadliest of his opponents from the last 6 seconds... |
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Torgo
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Post by Torgo on Jan 22, 2004 19:44:31 GMT -5
The Blue Raja from Mystery Men!
"May the forks be with you!"
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jan 25, 2004 11:55:27 GMT -5
The Blue Raja from Mystery Men! "May the forks be with you!" Then for some reason everything goes through a worm hole and we end up with an event like no other. Mitchell vs. Rowsdower Torgo vs. Pumaman Phantom Men of Krankor vs. The Neptune Men Gamera vs. Godzilla (Note: Trademarks Godzilla, Gamera along with all their catchphrase, slongans and images are the sole property of Toho Studios. Any use of Godzilla, Gamera, Gigantis, hell even try Barugon will result in your immenant death. All right reserved.) |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jan 25, 2004 17:37:55 GMT -5
And all the people on the right win. But, before that. . .
THE ELABORATE BATTLE SEQUENCES WERE IN FRENCH!!!!!
Torgo: Vous chienne!!!! (kicks Pumaman in stomach)
Pumaman: Sacre bleu!!!
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Post by nightfalcawk on Jan 25, 2004 19:02:30 GMT -5
The langauge turns to latin:
Gamera: Roaro, Roaro!
Godzilla: Roaro, Roaro!
Mitchell: CIBUMCUPIO!
Rosdower: ABIINMALAMREM!
Rosdower knees Mitchell in the crotch>
Mitchell: CANISFILIIES
Mitchell dies, Godzilla dies.
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Post by Torgo on Jan 25, 2004 19:24:57 GMT -5
But then Toho comes up with a sequel deal and Godzilla rises from the grave! But now everyone is speaking in jibberish.
Godzilla: Wekknanananawashoooo!
Gamera: Habertonoseeka!
BOOM! Godzilla lets off a huge toxic fart and everyone except him dies.
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