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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jan 26, 2004 21:21:35 GMT -5
Then Godzilla finds his greatest opponent
SON OF SON OF PUMAMAN
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Post by Torgo on Jan 26, 2004 22:04:38 GMT -5
Godzilla just steps on him.
Godzilla: Wow. That really was my greatest opponent.
But then Dean Devlin and Roland Emerich show up!
Devlin: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You shall never escape us! We will give you a Leno chin and ruin your franchise!
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jan 30, 2004 17:07:14 GMT -5
Let's take it to our announcers Jim Ross & Jerry 'The King' Lawler
JR: Well the tension is rising between the two factions here.
King: I like Boobies
JR: Great observation. Wait a minute, Emerich and Devlin, are beating on Godzilla, Emerica and Devlin are beating on Godzilla. Don't ask me how but it's happening. Devlin has just put Godzilla in a sharpshooter. Emerich is getting the mic.
Emerich: Sell you trademark to American studios
Godzilla: No, I may have killed millions of people in my raids on Tokyo but I'd never sell out to America again.
Emerich: DO it
JR: Someone has got to stop this
King: BOOBIES!!!!
JR: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, it's Jet Jaguar, it's Jet Jaguar, he's here to save Godzilla. Jaguar has entered the ring and he's given Emerich a chokeslam and another for Devlin.
(Jet Jaguar helps Godzilla up)
(Jet Jaguar then turns on Godzilla)
JR: NO, God Dammit, NO. Jaguar has turned on Godzilla, Jaguar has turned on Godzilla, I can't beleive what I'm seeing. WHAT GOING TO HAPPEN NOW???
NOTE- Come on people we can't let the neverending story end. Is it going to have to be me and Torgo back and forth?
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Post by nightfalcawk on Jan 30, 2004 20:02:26 GMT -5
The question is answered as Guiron comes and kills Jet Jaguar with ease. Godzilla then takes on Guiron but slips and falls through a tear in the time-space continium and gets converted into a hyperspace fluctuation. The sixth-dimentional universe then inexplicably unwravels and increases in size from 100 billion billion times less than the size of the proton of an atom to 9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times the size of each known universe. The fights become existential as each player is unable to propel themselves in this temporal dimension. The third dimensional universe collapses and for a trillion upon trillions of quadrillions of years, the third dimensional universe expands again and out of the sixth dimensional universe rises................
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Post by nightfalcawk on Feb 6, 2004 15:36:31 GMT -5
We can't let this die guys! Any ideas, we got to get back to story structure that Chem, Torgo, and I just forgot.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Feb 7, 2004 17:31:55 GMT -5
Okay, I have a easy solution for everyone to catch up on: Suddenly, the whole world explodes and only The resurrected Stanley Kubrick, a moose, The entire cast of Monty Python's Flying Circus, (surviving or not), Nicole Kidman, Condoleeza Rice and Winona Ryder remain. They live in a earth-like uninhabited planet and plan on making a reality show.
Do whatever you want.
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Post by Torgo on Feb 7, 2004 18:41:26 GMT -5
Then Kubrick watches Eyes Wide Shut in horror.
"Did I direct this peice of poopie?"
He was found the next day. He hung himself.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Feb 7, 2004 19:32:42 GMT -5
Then Kubrick watches Eyes Wide Shut in horror. "Did I direct this piece of poopie?" He was found the next day. He hung himself. And Winona Ryder stole his possesions while everyone mourned the lost of Stanley. However, seeing as he was ressurected, he woke up and slapped Winona. "Give me my picture of Christiana, you horrible little kleptomaniac!!!!" Now everyone in the planet Moose (named after the moose) is mad at Winona, and Nicole is mad at Winona and Stanley for saying that Eyes Wide Shut was a piece of poopie and hanging himself over it. Eric Idle says Nicole is hot before Nicole and Stanley get into a fight, and soon they get married, only to leave the rest of the Python crew in envy. CONTINUE!! |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Feb 8, 2004 13:19:12 GMT -5
Come on, peoples! Continue the adventures of Stanley Kubrick and friends!!!!!!! You will feel better about yourself and your psychological pain will be gone for about eight minutes!! Quickly now!! Join in on the wonderful fun!!!
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Post by nightfalcawk on Feb 8, 2004 16:17:26 GMT -5
They thought of an idea to make the reality show about. Just then Batwoman comes and wants to be in the reality show about...
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Feb 8, 2004 18:16:56 GMT -5
Then everyone goes through a wormhole and it turns out to be Godzilla vs. Gamera. Then it goes back through the wormhole and it's back to the same thing...
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Post by Godzilla2000 on Feb 9, 2004 13:25:13 GMT -5
[glow=green,2,300]But little did Godzilla know that he had not in fact faced his ultimate opponent. His most feared nemesis was in fact his estranged wife Godzilla2000 who demanded that he clean up after Anguilas and Baragon.[/glow]
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Feb 9, 2004 17:08:54 GMT -5
And while all this stuff is happening, Nicole Kidman and Eric Idle are getting married. The wedding is beautiful. The moose is the flower girl. The other Python's are the best men, and Winona Ryder, Condoleeza Rice, Stanley Kubrick in a dress and the moose and the maids of honor. (Or whatever they are called) On the Honeymoon, Eric and Nicole will try to repopulate the human race. But for the meanwhile, it is time to kiss the bride.
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Post by Godzilla2000 on Feb 10, 2004 5:20:09 GMT -5
[glow=green,2,300]But little did they know that Godzilla2000 ate the Wedding cake, Italian Cuisine Buffet and the caterers.[/glow]
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Post by nightfalcawk on Feb 10, 2004 15:18:50 GMT -5
A race of aliens then came to Earth, worshipped the moose and stabbed a metal thingie in his neck. The moose could now speak English! His first words were...
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