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Post by otrfan on Apr 1, 2004 14:51:43 GMT -5
Phil
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Apr 1, 2004 16:35:21 GMT -5
The Human Shoe-Biten by a radioactive shoe salesman,The Human Shoe has the power to turn into any kind of shoe he wants. Of course since he just turns into a shoe and nothing more he can't move in shoe form.
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Post by MonsterX on Apr 1, 2004 17:46:55 GMT -5
Register Tape Man!
Evil doers are confounded by the 200 rolls of register tape that stream out from his body!
“You forgot to Z out you bastards!”
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colemanfrancisfan
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Apr 1, 2004 18:11:40 GMT -5
Gimmee Five man
No real powers, just an annoying dude.
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Post by MonsterX on Apr 2, 2004 1:18:53 GMT -5
Professor Winkie and his mysterious ticklish spot!
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Post by Ator on Apr 2, 2004 4:34:18 GMT -5
Professor Winkie and his mysterious ticklish spot! HAH!!!! |
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yousonuva
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I'm not insane but I am King of the Universe
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 2, 2004 8:07:10 GMT -5
HAH!!!! man!
Evil doers say things to which he replys: HAH!!!!
heh.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 2, 2004 16:38:30 GMT -5
Spooky Middle-aged Church Lady!!!
"Settle down, children, or I'll hit you with my gigantic ugly hat o'doom!!"
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 2, 2004 17:29:40 GMT -5
Liberal Lady and Politically Correct Man.
Spreading evil and left-wingedness wherever they go.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 2, 2004 17:40:11 GMT -5
The Irish bull man (who is a Indian cow)
He confuses people with his perfectly comprehensible sayings!
He stops crime by letting the criminals go!
He is happily melencholy at his gift to have a curse!
It was hereditary in his family to have no children!
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Apr 2, 2004 17:41:06 GMT -5
Bob the Plumber-He doesn't have any powers. Hell he isn't even a superhero. He's just the Fantastic 85's plumber. He does have a very horrible looking plumber's crack thouh.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 2, 2004 17:44:35 GMT -5
The meowing cow.
It's a cow that meows.
It confuses people, but most just laugh.
And then it meows again.
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Post by MonsterX on Apr 3, 2004 8:51:58 GMT -5
Male Pattern Baldness man!
Confronts his younger rivals with the horror of aging!
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Apr 3, 2004 13:11:24 GMT -5
DMV man-Has the power to put his foes into the never ending line at a DMV which causes them to die of either starvation or boredom.
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yousonuva
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 3, 2004 13:20:36 GMT -5
Approximately Guessing When The Bread Is Toasted Man!
Can approximately guess when toast is done without needing a timer, of which is somewhat hot and can stall evil doers when thrown upon them!
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