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Post by MonsterX on Apr 4, 2004 18:01:07 GMT -5
Transgro – Radio-Shack-Robot!
Like a robotic vampire, he must collect electronic equipment for the cheep Radio-Shack components on his body that keep on breaking!
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 4, 2004 20:20:04 GMT -5
Mannish Girl!
Named Chris, has a moustache, and speaks in a bass voice. Is it a mannish girl or a wommany boy?
You decide.
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colemanfrancisfan
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Apr 4, 2004 21:48:33 GMT -5
The Congenial Comptroller
(I have no idea what a comptroller is either)
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Post by MonsterX on Apr 4, 2004 21:54:33 GMT -5
A comptroller is a person who is in charge of the overall fiscal management of an organization.
This post has been brought to you by the numbers 6, 3 and the letter K. Shop smart, shop S mart. We now return you to the Cubs game, already in progress.
Eat snacky smores.
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Apr 5, 2004 8:10:01 GMT -5
Fights like a Girl Man-Underachieving hero who's only power is slapping people and waving his arms
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 5, 2004 10:47:19 GMT -5
Batwoman and the Batgirls!
Dance around and get drunk while the other superheroes actually fight.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 5, 2004 15:22:52 GMT -5
JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME!!
He's is short, and funny, but he sure does kick some ass!!
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 5, 2004 15:25:53 GMT -5
Scruff McGruff! Chicago, Illinois 60653 And help take a bite out of crime! I want it! I want it!  |
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Apr 5, 2004 23:10:50 GMT -5
Girl Drink Drunk Man!
Can't stand hard liquor so he wastes away on the frilly stuff! He darts those tiny umbrellas at those who would waste vodka!
(obviously an idea stolen from KITH, but as long as I credit them, it's ok, right?)
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Post by Hellcat on Apr 6, 2004 1:54:18 GMT -5
The Iron Secretary!
She was once a typical overworked and underpaid administrative assistant working at a Wall Street firm, until a freak conference call accident turned her into...The Iron Secretary!!! With her bulletproof Business Suit of Armor and deadly Day Planner of Doom, she makes her daily Commute of Justice as she ruthlessly pursues those who persecute the innocent, exploit the powerless, and refuse to return the key to the supply cabinet. She's working overtime to defeat evil!
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 6, 2004 8:56:21 GMT -5
Girl Drink Drunk Man! Can't stand hard liquor so he wastes away on the frilly stuff! He darts those tiny umbrellas at those who would waste vodka! (obviously an idea stolen from KITH, but as long as I credit them, it's ok, right?) Heh! I remember, the girly drink drunk? that was great. |
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Apr 6, 2004 8:57:31 GMT -5
The Bad Reviewer-Like that one guy from Merlin's Shop he fights his foes by giving them bad reviews which forces them to go in the corner and cry
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 6, 2004 12:16:46 GMT -5
Another Idea stolen from Kids in the Hall, just for the heck of it. . .
MR. STEVENSON!!
The absolutely ADORABLE Bussiness Man!!
It's food is Martinis.
Don't take him far away from his home, now, or else he'll try to get a taxi!
P.S. Did you see Kevin McDonald in the new Outkast video? Frightening, right?
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 6, 2004 12:18:20 GMT -5
Another idea from kids in the hall.
Acertained man! Says one word he hears again and again in every sentence!
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 6, 2004 12:19:50 GMT -5
KITH.
HEAD SQUISHER MAN!!
He squishes your head!
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