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Post by MonsterX on Mar 31, 2004 7:37:41 GMT -5
The Fantastic 85!
Moscow in flames! Missiles headed towards Washington! The world needs it’s super hero’s now more than ever. The world needs (Dum-Da-Dum) The Fantastic 85! Featuring 85 astounding hero’s such as -
Barbra Streisand-Man!
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Mar 31, 2004 12:37:51 GMT -5
Bingo Man! Beware when you hear the shrill shriek of Bingo, for Bingo Man is near! He shoots Bingo Balls out of his mouth and smokes cheap cigarettes! He got his amazing superpowers one day while playing Bingo with his local grandmother church chapter, and his visiting magic act went horribly wrong! Unbeknownst to the magician, he used the radioactive bingo ball of Kleonticia, causing it to decay right in his mouth, and infuse him with mystical Bingo powers! Infinite numbers! Spiked balls! Expanding balls! Shrinking balls! Salty balls! Hairy balls! Rock balls! He always gets his Bingo! His only weakness is, um, VDs.
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Mar 31, 2004 16:43:06 GMT -5
Woman Man-Has all the powers of a woman but the catch is he isn't a woman(GASP!!). Also look for Woman Man's sidekick Girl Boy who isn't really a girl or a boy but a 35 year old male busdriver(DOUBLE GASP!!)
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Post by MonsterX on Mar 31, 2004 19:10:18 GMT -5
Captain Up Chuck!
Fights crime with projectile vomit!
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 31, 2004 19:30:21 GMT -5
Cowguymaness-man!
Made for a Cowguy, but strong enough for a Maness.
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Post by Mister Wilbur on Mar 31, 2004 21:45:34 GMT -5
Pointing Man! Rudely points at everything!
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 31, 2004 21:59:25 GMT -5
Swirly and Pop!, the only non-gay dynamic duo!
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Post by MonsterX on Apr 1, 2004 0:25:10 GMT -5
Paper Clip Joe!
Able to harness the awesome power of paperclips to serve his nefarious purposes!
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Post by Ator on Apr 1, 2004 1:12:33 GMT -5
The Walking Cliche!
He causes insanity and brain hemmorages using painfully bad cliches!
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Post by Mr. Atari on Apr 1, 2004 1:15:48 GMT -5
Super Hamlet
He's back from the dead and now he's after Horatio.
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Post by otrfan on Apr 1, 2004 1:28:03 GMT -5
Captain Evinrude
just hanging out
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Post by MonsterX on Apr 1, 2004 5:51:38 GMT -5
Mr. Sarcasm!
OOOOHHHHH what a great idea for a super hero! How incredibly original! Did you think of that all by your self? I’m so impressed. .
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 1, 2004 8:18:37 GMT -5
Billy Bob Horton!
He looks nor sounds nothing like the famous Billy Bob Thorton, but he can still get great tickets to the Met's games!
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colemanfrancisfan
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Apr 1, 2004 10:08:28 GMT -5
Anal Retentive Man
aka Michael Powell, chairman of the FCC
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Post by Ator on Apr 1, 2004 14:49:17 GMT -5
Redundant Man!
Redundant Man!
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