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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 6, 2004 20:44:40 GMT -5
Pat Benatar got bored so she killed Torgo and Jerry Garcia with Math, and her extreme coolness. Then she flys to the Land of Daisies and Pain to kill Kathy Lee Gifford. But Kathy Lee uses her powers of suckieness to kill her but fails. Pat Benatar pretends to spare her life but then chops her head off. Then...
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 6, 2004 20:49:16 GMT -5
Pat Benatar dies a horrible death from being read the culling song in Chuck Palahnuik's book Lullaby. It was done purposely by Kathy Lee Giford's decapitated head. Everyone has a funeral for Pat Benatar fulled with Daisies and Pain, for it is the land of Daisies and pain.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 6, 2004 20:54:05 GMT -5
Then the world explodes because without Pat Benatar the balance of awesomeness to suckieness is unbalanced so the Earth commits suicide. Then Pat Benatar becomes a Greek god of awesomeness and reforms the Earth out of sheer coolness so all mankind can live again (she's the head god because she kicked Jupiter's pussy ass).
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 6, 2004 20:57:36 GMT -5
Then the world explodes because without Pat Benatar the balance of awesomeness to suckieness is unbalanced so the Earth commits suicide. Then Pat Benatar becomes a Greek god of awesomeness and reforms the Earth out of sheer coolness so all mankind can live again (she's the head god because she kicked Jupiter's pussy ass). BUT JUPITER IS A ROMAN GOD!! Ya mean Zeus. Unfortunately, Aphrodite is jealous of Pat Benatar, so she forces Athena to eat her, but Athena doesn't feel like it, so Aphrodite can no longer forfill her Love duties and just sits around moping. |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 6, 2004 21:01:27 GMT -5
BUT JUPITER IS A ROMAN GOD!! Ya mean Zeus. Unfortunately, Aphrodite is jealous of Pat Benatar, so she forces Athena to eat her, but Athena doesn't feel like it, so Aphrodite can no longer forfill her Love duties and just sits around moping. The Romans stole them from the Greeks. Anyhoo, Everyone dances for eternity. Back on Earth, David Spade and Bill Watterson are arguing about who would win in a fight, Hobbes or Calvin. Just then a flying cow jumps through the window and screams... |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 6, 2004 21:06:34 GMT -5
The Romans stole them from the Greeks. Anyhoo, Everyone dances for eternity. Back on Earth, David Spade and Bill Watterson are arguing about who would win in a fight, Hobbes or Calvin. Just then a flying cow jumps through the window and screams... "IT'S MONTY PYTHON FLYING CIRCUS!!" BACK TO GREEK GOD STUFF!! Since eternity stopped a long time ago, Aphrodite is still mad over Pat Benatar. Since she is the goddess of love, no one is horny. BACK TO COW!! The cow kicks David Spade's and Bill Watterson's asses. Then it gives milk to the people of the world, but not it's starving calf, who dies. Everyone on earth is happy, but not horny. So. . . |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 6, 2004 21:10:30 GMT -5
"IT'S MONTY PYTHON FLYING CIRCUS!!" BACK TO GREEK GOD STUFF!! Since eternity stopped a long time ago, Aphrodite is still mad over Pat Benatar. Since she is the goddess of love, no one is horny. BACK TO COW!! The cow kicks David Spade's and Bill Watterson's asses. Then it gives milk to the people of the world, but not it's starving calf, who dies. Everyone on earth is happy, but not horny. So. . . Hilarious. They decide they must ride the flying cow to the Land of Daisies and Pain but they realized that no one cares about it anymore, so the cow kills them and starts stabbing a giant gummi bear. The giant gummi bear says... |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 6, 2004 21:20:38 GMT -5
Hilarious. They decide they must ride the flying cow to the Land of Daisies and Pain but they realized that no one cares about it anymore, so the cow kills them and starts stabbing a giant gummi bear. The giant gummi bear says... "Don't hurt me! I'm delicious!" But the cow does anyway, cause it's a MAD COW!! And then the Cow really does turn out to have Mad cow disease (AKA Bovine Spongiform encephlopathy(SP?)) And dies. Some rednecks eats its meat and. . . |
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Apr 6, 2004 21:55:26 GMT -5
"Don't hurt me! I'm delicious!" But the cow does anyway, cause it's a MAD COW!! And then the Cow really does turn out to have Mad cow disease (AKA Bovine Spongiform encephlopathy(SP?)) And dies. Some rednecks eats its meat and. . . They all vomit it up and the giant gummy bear reforms and has returned. And this time he's pissed. Then for some reason Coleman Francis says "Flag on the Moon, How did it get there?" and then... |
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 7, 2004 1:49:59 GMT -5
That's it. THE END. ;D
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 7, 2004 9:01:59 GMT -5
Of the first part of the googleplexes of parts left. Then the gummi bear flies around to eat bolonga so they (Coleman Francis and the gummi bear) fly to the land of Fish to talk to the fish cheif, who happens to be Mick Jagger. Then...
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Post by Domi on Apr 7, 2004 13:02:09 GMT -5
Then Mick says, "So what's everybody getting me for my 90th birthday?"
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Apr 7, 2004 13:24:34 GMT -5
Coleman says "I'll kill that Cherokee Jack for you, Mick"
and then a giant good bullet comes and hesitates to leave a tip for a waitress who always chews gum, but she's really okay what with her five and a half year plan-the extra half is just in case, you know, just in case she meets the right porkchop exercise video-anyway, the waitress asks the bullet where it learned its manners, and the bullet frowns and taking up his napkin, he says, "I learned it from the all-knowing all-etiquetteing Mike Piazza who is a very good catcher but he really should be a first baseman, because catching is H E double hockey stick on his knees, but he knows that, oh where was I?" and after the bullet finishes his speech, he flies off to raid the lemon meringue dish on the corner of the bar which has a feet smell and no one knows why-a guy once had to put his briefcase on that there bar corner and he never came back for it, so we just gave it to the town idiot who has since disappeared under mysterious circumstances-but a big brown bear came to stop the bullet with a roll of tape which had special powers to satiate any appetite no matter how hungry it was, even the newspaper jones, and the bear got away with the bullet to a shack in northen Medicinehat and settled down to bear a 12 pound bear they named bullet with bear boy, I know it's not very succinct, but then again these aren't very smart stock, if you know what I mean, do you, I always ask that but I never bother to get a response, oh well, it's just like my ma and grandma always told me it's the little things that fall to floor and you just pick them up without thinking and confusion sets in, but it's too late, there was no monster.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 8, 2004 14:37:26 GMT -5
And then the WORLD EXPLODES!!!
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 9, 2004 9:40:27 GMT -5
Then a space shoe starts beating a cat named Steve.
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