yousonuva
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I'm not insane but I am King of the Universe
Posts: 14,309
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 26, 2004 14:26:13 GMT -5
El Nino blasted its way through the bed & breakfast and made its way towards... ....umm....El Nino?.... and then |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 26, 2004 14:32:02 GMT -5
....umm....El Nino?.... and then Vasquez throws the puppy in the way. The evilness of the puppy destroys El Nino, and then Vasquez leans down and says: There is something I want you to know. |
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Post by Gemini Man on Apr 26, 2004 15:54:45 GMT -5
...You're an alien disguised as a puppy. Not only are you equiped with special storm destroying powers, you can also...
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 26, 2004 16:43:06 GMT -5
...You're an alien disguised as a puppy. Not only are you equiped with special storm destroying powers, you can also... Dance. |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 27, 2004 20:33:42 GMT -5
Damn; this isn't the Chem and Night hour anymore! Anyway, Jhonen Vasquez then eats the puppy to relieve its grief and then . . |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 27, 2004 20:36:54 GMT -5
Damn; this isn't the Chem and Night hour anymore! Anyway, Jhonen Vasquez then eats the puppy to relieve its grief and then . . A mysterious stranger comes in and starts chopping the heads off of some guys. With multiple heads. Anyway Vasquez decides to ask the stranger to join him doing whatever the hell he was previously doing. She says... |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 27, 2004 20:37:59 GMT -5
A mysterious stranger comes in and starts chopping the heads off of some guys. With multiple heads. Anyway Vasquez decides to ask the stranger to join him doing whatever the hell he was previously doing. She says... "This is my only line!" |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 27, 2004 20:39:40 GMT -5
Because her lyarnx is torn out by a puma. |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on May 1, 2004 22:22:39 GMT -5
Because her lyarnx is torn out by a puma. And then she A'SPLODES!! |
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Post by nightfalcawk on May 1, 2004 22:24:53 GMT -5
"Join me puma," shouts Vasquez, "in getting a cherry slurpee!"
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on May 1, 2004 22:27:46 GMT -5
"Join me puma," shouts Vasquez, "in getting a cherry slurpee!" And then they get a cherry slurpee and the puma bites Jhonen Vasquez' head off. A trillion fans mourn the loss and eat puma! |
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Post by nightfalcawk on May 1, 2004 22:29:15 GMT -5
And then they get a cherry slurpee and the puma bites Jhonen Vasquez' head off. A trillion fans mourn the loss and eat puma! Then one fan screams: We're all in a giant computer! |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on May 1, 2004 22:31:42 GMT -5
Then one fan screams: We're all in a giant computer! But no one hears her because they are too busy eating puma man. And then Eric Idle comes and sings "Always look on the bright side of life". Everyone joins him. |
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Post by nightfalcawk on May 1, 2004 22:33:44 GMT -5
But no one hears her because they are too busy eating puma man. And then Eric Idle comes and sings "Always look on the bright side of life". Everyone joins him. Little do they know that Jhonen Vasquez fans eating puma while singing along to Eric Idle singing "Always Look on the Bright Side" is the secret incantation to bring PAT BENATAR BACK FROM THE GRAVE! |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on May 1, 2004 22:35:02 GMT -5
Little do they know that Jhonen Vasquez fans eating puma while singing along to Eric Idle singing "Always Look on the Bright Side" is the secret incantation to bring PAT BENATAR BACK FROM THE GRAVE! However, once she gets out of the grave, she gets hit by a truck. |
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