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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 6, 2004 13:02:40 GMT -5
I have decided to start a new never ending story post, to spices thing up, because I have a short attention span, and I am bored. So. . .
Once upon a time, Norm Von Scott's evil twin was hunting a moose. . .
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 6, 2004 13:12:07 GMT -5
And Pat Benatar was flying over the Calahari desert when she saw the moose-hunting twin. She uses her ability to do whatever she wants when ever she wants to blow him up. Then she drinks a bottle of Surge that was poisoned with sedatives by her arch-nemisis Dr. Bonadez. When she wakes up, she says...
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 6, 2004 14:06:27 GMT -5
...NO WIRE HANGERS!......EVEEEERR! and goes right back to sleep. When she wakes up again she finds she's on a battlefield.....of love and quickly picks up the BAR machine gun next to her which has 32 notches on it and next to that, a helmet with the written words: "Cannibal Mother Whore". Off in the distance she sees a Sidehacker motorbike coming her way and she.......
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 6, 2004 14:07:52 GMT -5
Remains insanely awesome and starts shooting people! She sees a cat and...
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Post by marytrobot on Apr 6, 2004 14:56:35 GMT -5
falls into a sobbing ball being reminded of a horrible childhood insident with a cat where the cat...
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 6, 2004 15:10:39 GMT -5
..clawed off all her toes, whilst she was asleep. That really miffed her, 'cause now her balance is way off. She then mustered up some courage and ran away to a...
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Post by marytrobot on Apr 6, 2004 15:21:50 GMT -5
came to a swamp, and a giant frog jumped out of the water and attacked her, she ran away and became trapped, the only way to go was into the water, she glanced over her shoulder and saw her best friend sobbing, and then she jumped into the water, and all the frogs attacked her and so she....
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 6, 2004 16:27:19 GMT -5
Blew them up because she's really cool. Then Richard Simmons came and...
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Post by marytrobot on Apr 6, 2004 16:38:00 GMT -5
yelled at her for destroying an endangered species, and then ask who the hell she was and she answered...
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 6, 2004 16:47:29 GMT -5
Your God! Now help me defeat Dr. Bonadez! Richard Simmons agreed but they soon met up with an assasin form Dr. Bonadez, named...
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Apr 6, 2004 19:05:36 GMT -5
Jerry Garcia who is also on a secret mission to find......
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 6, 2004 19:08:35 GMT -5
Torgo and Cathy Lee Gifford...
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Apr 6, 2004 19:20:42 GMT -5
Torgo and Cathy Lee Gifford... ...went throught a wormhole where everything turned out to be the same but then... |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 6, 2004 20:06:19 GMT -5
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 6, 2004 20:38:53 GMT -5
ANYWAY. . .
They came out of the wormhole, found Torgo and Kathy Lee Giford, and they all had a party where everyone got drunk and vomited in the same bush.
CONTINUE!!
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