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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 23, 2004 22:07:18 GMT -5
"WHERE IS ATHENA? SHE HAS TO KICK MINERVA'S ROMAN ASS!" Then Aeetes goes "I have a weird name." And throws up on the wiizard's leg. The wizard changes his name to Jack and flys away crying. |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 23, 2004 22:15:03 GMT -5
And thus starts a wrestling match between the Greek Gods and their Roman alternates!!
NIKE VS. VICTORIA!
HERACLES VS. HERCULES!
APHRODITE VS. VENUS!
HADES VS. PLUTO!
ZEUS VS. JUPITER!
and last, but not least,
ATHENA VS. MINVERA!
The last two could be switched; doesn't matter.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 23, 2004 22:17:31 GMT -5
And thus starts a wrestling match between the Greek Gods and their Roman alternates!! NIKE VS. VICTORIA!
HERACLES VS. HERCULES!
APHRODITE VS. VENUS!
HADES VS. PLUTO!
ZEUS VS. JUPITER! and last, but not least, ATHENA VS. MINVERA!The last two could be switched; doesn't matter. Nike is all "Look, a cloud that looks like a fish." and rips Victoria's head off. But she cannot die, as she is a god and they all realize the piontlessness of the tournaments. But they continue anyway. |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 23, 2004 22:21:15 GMT -5
Nike is all "Look, a cloud that looks like a fish." and rips Victoria's head off. But she cannot die, as she is a god and they all realize the piontlessness of the tournaments. But they continue anyway. Actually, Nike and Victoria weren't Gods, but. . . Heracles eats Hercules knee cap! "You stole my Disney movie!," he shouts! |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 23, 2004 22:24:06 GMT -5
Actually, Nike and Victoria weren't Gods, but. . . Heracles eats Hercules knee cap! "You stole my Disney movie!," he shouts! Hercules starts singing I can go the distance, but Nike shoves Vitoria's head down his throat. Thay all thank her, except Victoria, as she is only a head and suffed down Hercules' throat. |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 23, 2004 22:25:52 GMT -5
Hercules starts singing I can go the distance, but Nike shoves Vitoria's head down his throat. Thay all thank her, except Victoria, as she is only a head and suffed down Hercules' throat. Zeus and Jupiter battle to the death! (kinda!) Zeus kills Jupiter, becuase Zues is greek and cool while Jupiter is suck ass-y and Roman. |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 23, 2004 22:28:20 GMT -5
Zeus and Jupiter battle to the death! (kinda!) Zeus kills Jupiter, becuase Zues is greek and cool while Jupiter is suck ass-y and Roman. But then Venus and Aphrodite start mud wrestling in the mud-cloud, much to the delight of the straight male gods. But then Venus rips off Aphrodite's arm, and, that kinda puts a damper on it. |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 23, 2004 22:30:07 GMT -5
But then Venus and Aphrodite start mud wrestling in the mud-cloud, much to the delight of the straight male gods. But then Venus rips off Aphrodite's arm, and, that kinda puts a damper on it. And then I come in and get all mad and go crazy on Venus because a Roman god has injured a greek God. |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 23, 2004 22:31:42 GMT -5
And then I come in and get all mad and go crazy on Venus because a Roman god has injured a greek God. And I go: "But Roman gods are cool!" But then Athena kills me with her owl. |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 23, 2004 22:33:27 GMT -5
And I go: "But Roman gods are cool!" But then Athena kills me with her owl. AND THE FIGHTS CONTINUE, UNTIL THE NORSE AND EGYPTIAN GODS COME IN!! |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 23, 2004 22:34:41 GMT -5
AND THE FIGHTS CONTINUE, UNTIL THE NORSE AND EGYPTIAN GODS COME IN!! Amun-Ra is all "Let's rock biatch!" |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 25, 2004 12:36:55 GMT -5
Amun-Ra is all "Let's rock biatch!" Loki says: "Where's Hel?" It turns out that Hades stole her, So Loki eats everyone. |
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 25, 2004 12:41:15 GMT -5
Loki says: "Where's Hel?" It turns out that Hades stole her, So Loki eats everyone. Except Pat Benatar, who eats Loki and flies to Chris Rock's house. |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 25, 2004 12:47:53 GMT -5
Except Pat Benatar, who eats Loki and flies to Chris Rock's house. And then Chris Rock does bad "Black people do this, white people do that" material, and Pat Benatar explodes from the badness of it. |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 25, 2004 12:48:52 GMT -5
I think this has offically turned into the Nightfalcawk and Chemical2010 thread, don't you?
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