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Post by Gemini Man on Apr 12, 2004 13:57:48 GMT -5
Soultaker--
Filmed in Vivian Schilling Ego Vision!
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Post by Ator on Apr 12, 2004 14:46:10 GMT -5
"Very Intriguing...more consistantly presented than...Ghost"
That's about as ridiculous as Leonard Maltin giving Laserblast 2 and a half stars.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 12, 2004 15:45:58 GMT -5
"Very Intriguing...more consistantly presented than...Ghost" That's about as ridiculous as Leonard Maltin giving Laserblast 2 and a half stars. Vivian Schilling is the leading lady of the 90's. That was the worst one. It made me crap my pants laughing! Vivian Schilling is the leading lady of the 90's. By that I mean 90 year old women on life support. So far no complaints from that group!
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Post by Blurryeye on Apr 13, 2004 12:08:35 GMT -5
What was left out in the ellipses...
"A remarkable film (is one with great dramatic acting, sensitive depiction of complex characters, and smart dialogue, like 'Touch of Evil'.) Don't miss it!"
"Very intriguing (to me is the question of how this film-school reject drama queen was able to sell her incompetent script to a movie studio and also convince them to cast her in the leading role! I suppose one could say that the action is) more consistently presented than ('Ernest Saves Christmas', or even 'Disney's The Haunted House', but if you insist on seeing a thriller with a sappy love story, I would advise seeing) 'Ghost'.
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 13, 2004 12:15:22 GMT -5
What was left out in the ellipses... "A remarkable film (is one with great dramatic acting, sensitive depiction of complex characters, and smart dialogue, like 'Touch of Evil'.) Don't miss it!" "Very intriguing (to me is the question of how this film-school reject drama queen was able to sell her incompetent script to a movie studio and also convince them to cast her in the leading role! I suppose one could say that the action is) more consistently presented than ('Ernest Saves Christmas', or even 'Disney's The Haunted House', but if you insist on seeing a thriller with a sappy love story, I would advise seeing) 'Ghost'. LMAO! I thought of doing it like this too. Stop looking in my brain.
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Post by Blurryeye on Apr 13, 2004 12:25:22 GMT -5
Huzzah, I made yousonuva laugh his ass off for once! I raise my scepter in triumph! Yeah, I have a scepter, so what? Stop looking at me weird!
I'm always suspicious of ellipses in quotes on movie posters. It's fun to imagine what they left out.
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 13, 2004 12:45:26 GMT -5
Huzzah, I made yousonuva laugh his ass off for once! I raise my scepter in triumph! Yeah, I have a scepter, so what? Stop looking at me weird! I'm always suspicious of ellipses in quotes on movie posters. It's fun to imagine what they left out. Oh. No, I'm sorry. I thought LMAO meant Look, My Ass' Orange. nono, you really got me. Good for you! A++++++
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Post by losingmydignity on Apr 14, 2004 1:05:00 GMT -5
THERE IS NO STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN BUT THERE IS A LOCKER ROOM TO HELL [glow=red,2,300]VIVIAN SCHILLING WILL TAKE YOU THERE[/glow] THE---SOULTAKER
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Post by Detective Mitchell on Apr 14, 2004 1:20:54 GMT -5
It's the SOOOOOOOOOOOULLLLLLLTAKERRRRR!!!!
There is no stairway to heaven. The termites got to it.
There is no stairway to heaven. There's an escalator now. I just reccommend not spitting over the side...
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Post by Bart Fargo on Apr 14, 2004 13:49:59 GMT -5
Aw, I wanted to spit over the side!
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Apr 16, 2004 15:25:37 GMT -5
Bravo people. Everyone did a fine job of making fun of the Soultaker boxart. For our next victim we take a trip back to the seventies and look at this movie poster for Mitchell My riff-So is this how Joe Don carves his Thanksgiving turkey?
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Post by Blurryeye on Apr 16, 2004 15:43:27 GMT -5
You know, that is the perfect portrait of Joe Don Baker. It shows him as a violent, simian, badly-dressed moron!
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 16, 2004 15:48:14 GMT -5
"The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre-er" Only he ate the skins of his victims. And washed em down with barrels of Mike n Ikes.
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Post by Blurryeye on Apr 16, 2004 16:08:24 GMT -5
"Brute force with a badge"
All right, a celebration of police brutality! Yayyyyy!
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Post by Detective Mitchell on Apr 16, 2004 18:28:55 GMT -5
(In voice of anyone from a Godzilla film) Look! Look! Joe Don is attacking the viewer!
Directed by Andrew V. McLaglen. Boy, it sure was a long way since McLINTOCK!
Written by Ian Kennedy Martin while he was on LSD.
You better run/ or he'll steal your lunch!
MITCHELL!!!!!!
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