yousonuva
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 30, 2004 10:40:56 GMT -5
Okay I guess it's time to bring a new one in. This time we look at the movie poster for The Blade Master,better known as the Cave Dwellers *disclaimer* This is not a porno film.
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Post by Rob T Firefly on Apr 30, 2004 20:18:20 GMT -5
Beware of women wearing hubcaps... they'll always stab you in the back.
High above the primitive planet, Freddie Mercury watches over all.
Eww, he's master blading! (so sorry, I'll kick my own butt for that.)
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Post by Bart Fargo on May 1, 2004 12:39:13 GMT -5
The 1983 Mr. and Miss universe of vegetable cutters!
I hope it's not too late to also do one for Quest for the Lost City...
"Man, Zap Rowsdower sure put on a lot of weight between the time this publicity photo was taken and the movie was filmed!"
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Post by TV's Cowboy on May 1, 2004 15:59:33 GMT -5
I hope it's not too late to also do one for Quest for the Lost City... Yeah sure why not? If you missed a previous entry then you can still make a riff for it if you want.
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Post by Bart Fargo on May 2, 2004 13:48:00 GMT -5
Good, because I came up with another one...
Zap Rowsdower lost 125 lbs. between the time this movie ended filming and this picture was taken. What's his secret? Xantrax-3! Incredible weight loss! Unlimited energy! Packed with ephedra!
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Post by TV's Cowboy on May 5, 2004 15:41:47 GMT -5
Okay I might as well bring in a new one. This time I'am bringing in the Japanese poster to Invasion of the Neptune Men Starring Sonny Chiba in a role he is still trying to forget
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Post by Detective Mitchell on May 5, 2004 16:14:39 GMT -5
[ This was so painful, some of that text must translate to "Written and Directed by Coleman Francis."
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yousonuva
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Post by yousonuva on May 6, 2004 8:16:53 GMT -5
For the first time EVER! - A femmy superhero who defeats his enemies by dancing! - Abusive school children who terrorize women and run amuck! - A country, who's shame of it's monuments such as the Hitler Building, makes this movie in an effort to bring good will to the rest of the world and fails miserably!
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Post by Ator on May 6, 2004 17:29:40 GMT -5
That symbol in the upper-right says "WARNING: MAY CAUSE ANGER-INDUCED SEIZURES. THE SURGEON GENERAL WARNS THAT PREGNANT WOMEN AND ALL PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF 120 SHOULD NOT VIEW THIS MOVIE."
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Post by nightfalcawk on May 6, 2004 20:25:45 GMT -5
Prince of Space or Space Spaz- I mean Cheif, will grow to superhuman sizes and blow up the World Trade Center!
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Post by vanhagar3000 on May 6, 2004 21:45:00 GMT -5
[img src="[http://www.mst3ktemple.com/images/neptune_men.jpg"] NEPTUNIANS SO EVIL, HITLER IS INVOLVED!!!!
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Post by vanhagar3000 on May 6, 2004 21:45:48 GMT -5
We'll level with ya, it's all about hot guys and hot babes
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Post by nightfalcawk on May 7, 2004 20:07:54 GMT -5
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Post by Bart Fargo on May 9, 2004 13:55:21 GMT -5
You too will prefer asphxyiation to seeing a film! Marvel at some of the worst go-go dancing ever!
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Post by Rob T Firefly on May 10, 2004 20:40:50 GMT -5
Like Venus springing forth from the head of Zeus, Space Chief leaps into battle from the helmet-hair of a Japanese lady.
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